A String Walks Into A Bar -- post your silly (clean) jokes!

[ConcernedCanuk]

9. A guy walks into a hotel, sits down at the bar, orders a drink

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Bartender notices a tiny man standing n the guy's shoulder, but too polite to say anything.

Part way through his drink, the little guy runs down his arm and kicks the drink over.

Bartender comes over to clean it up , the guy apologizes and orders another drink saying he'll pay for it, giving a generous tip.

10 minutes later, same thing - little guy runs down, knocking over the drink. Bartender sighs, cleans up, replacing the drink and again getting a generous tip.

20 minutes later - bartender hears the drink go over again and wanders back with his bar towel as the little guy runs up his customers arm, standing on his shoulder.

Upset now, the bartender asks his customer

"What's up with your little man running down and spilling the drinks all the time?"

"Well," his customer replied, "a faerie granted me one wish -"

"I asked for a 12 inch prick"

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"This is him"



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