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nolabear

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16. Had a great encounter at a signing.
Wed Jan 25, 2012, 10:02 PM
Jan 2012

The line was so long they had us group up alphabetically and they called us by letters. Let's just say my last name is far enough along the alphabet that we had a chance to chat with those around us. I was near, but a group ahead of, a very elderly, very talkative woman with a chair and an oxygen tank but no dearth of enthusiasm for Alan Alda. She went on and on about her name being Arlene "Just like Alan Alda'a wife's" but that when she was a kid a teacher had tortured her by calling her "airline" and she wanted to ask him if anyone ever called his wife that. Of course, when I got up to Mr Alda I leaned forward and said "An elderly lady will be here in a minute, and she'll tell you her name is Arlene like your wife's, and if you ask her if anyone has ever called her airline she'll think you're magic."

He looked at me for a minute and said "Is that what you people are doing back there? I need to be back there, not up here. It sounds like you're having fun." With a big smile, of course.

Sadly the handlers made me leave the immediate area but I did hear loud laughter a few minutes later and I hope it was her.

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Not an act. Same in real life. UnrepentantLiberal Jan 2012 #1
Really? Damn, I thought he was straight. trof Jan 2012 #10
i never met him barbtries Jan 2012 #2
Ha. I met him too. Nice guy. trof Jan 2012 #11
he is barbtries Jan 2012 #12
Met him at baggage claim in L.A. trof Jan 2012 #13
he was a patient in a dental office where i worked. barbtries Jan 2012 #15
I've never heard anything but nice things about him... hlthe2b Jan 2012 #3
Probably a horny bastard like the rest of us. HopeHoops Jan 2012 #4
No, I've read your posts. There is no "rest of us." There's us, and there's you. Amerigo Vespucci Jan 2012 #21
Uh, okay. HopeHoops Jan 2012 #22
Cue the "That water is COLD...and DEEP, too" jokes. Amerigo Vespucci Jan 2012 #23
"Is that a bazooka in your pocket or are you just here to rob the bank?" HopeHoops Jan 2012 #24
I've never met him in real life, but every time I've seen him interacting with others on tv Arkansas Granny Jan 2012 #5
you know, things are complicated for me... ret5hd Jan 2012 #6
This message was self-deleted by its author Tesha Jan 2012 #7
Who didn't adore him in mash. He had such a great moral compass for somebody in a war. applegrove Jan 2012 #8
Came close, but never got to talk to him DFW Jan 2012 #9
Read and/or listen to his book. progressoid Jan 2012 #14
My favorite thing about that book nolabear Jan 2012 #25
Had a great encounter at a signing. nolabear Jan 2012 #16
Apparently he's a prick... mockmonkey Jan 2012 #17
He and I once got into a knife fight in a bar in Altoona Orrex Jan 2012 #18
oh, i'm SO using that line sometime in the future. i dont know when but sometime. ret5hd Jan 2012 #19
I'm sure he's exactly the way he comes across Ron Obvious Jan 2012 #20
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