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SecularMotion

(7,981 posts) Mon Jun 17, 2013, 12:22 PM Jun 2013

I kissed a Republican [View all]

I can't believe you just did that. You don't know where that mouth has been! It could have been schmoozing with big business, encouraging the destruction of the environment, or even yelling at some old person for being a drain on taxpayer funds.

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I kissed a Republican [View all] SecularMotion Jun 2013 OP

Just don't have sex with one. lol classykaren Jun 2013 #1

Excellent advice. In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #3

I did that once. She was a Democrat when we were done. ;) wyldwolf Jun 2013 #8

Do they turn into princes? KamaAina Jun 2013 #2

Ingredients list includes bleach, lye, and ghost pepper extract. I'd recommend something stronger. Scuba Jun 2013 #4

Unfortunately you can't put fire in gum. Gidney N Cloyd Jun 2013 #5

no but you can put alcohol. Chan790 Jun 2013 #6

If there was any tongue action, you'd better bleach your mouth out GOOD!! lastlib Jun 2013 #7

Maybe you got confused with Tynon? RedCloud Jun 2013 #9

the freepers are buying this srican69 Jun 2013 #10