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17. Indecision is the key to flexibility

Reply to Aerows (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2013, 03:31 PM

Jun 2013

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

You can't fall off the floor.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

No matter where you go, there you are.

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Humorous proverbs to live by [View all] Aerows Jun 2013 OP

When naked, don't fish. Xyzse Jun 2013 #1

Sound advice :D n/t Aerows Jun 2013 #4

If you want to know the truth about yourself Populist_Prole Jun 2013 #2

OMG Aerows Jun 2013 #3

Only use Clorox or other bleach when you're naked. Or don't care about the clothes you have on. nt raccoon Jun 2013 #5

^this^ Aerows Jun 2013 #6

Don't be superstitious. It's unlucky. Scuba Jun 2013 #7

Second mouse gets the cheese :D Aerows Jun 2013 #8

Big hands and feet are a sure sign of .... Scuba Jun 2013 #9

Indeed Aerows Jun 2013 #10

If you were born to die by hanging libodem Jun 2013 #11

:P Aerows Jun 2013 #12

My pal uses it libodem Jun 2013 #14

It was funny Aerows Jun 2013 #15

Cool libodem Jun 2013 #16

Here's another Aerows Jun 2013 #13

"When peeing up a wet rope, don't climb it" Xyzse Jun 2013 #20

LOL Aerows Jun 2013 #21

Indecision is the key to flexibility pokerfan Jun 2013 #17

"you can't fall off the floor" Aerows Jun 2013 #18

Maybe you can't fall off the floor, but I felt like I was a couple of times, or ten. n/t A Simple Game Jun 2013 #37

"You always find it in the last place you look" Aerows Jun 2013 #19

I hope these help: In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #22

"Waisting her time"? Aerows Jun 2013 #23

LOUD SIGH, GO AHEAD make fun of another In The Wind post, and see what happens! A Simple Game Jun 2013 #38

Oh goodness In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #47

Yes. A Simple Game Jun 2013 #48

! In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #49

Never hike alone... discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2013 #24

LMAO Aerows Jun 2013 #25

My pleasure discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2013 #26

It was a DUzy if I've ever seen one :) Aerows Jun 2013 #27

Thanks discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2013 #30

Always remember: your brain is smarter than you are. arcane1 Jun 2013 #28

It depends on which one you listen to Aerows Jun 2013 #29

Murphy's reflexive law of location: discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2013 #31

I repeat myself Aerows Jun 2013 #32

Always! discntnt_irny_srcsm Jun 2013 #34

My grandfather always told me: Ron Obvious Jun 2013 #33

It's true, but so is this - Aerows Jun 2013 #35

If you don't care I don't give a shit. Tuesday Afternoon Jun 2013 #36

Not terribly funny, and I live by this, but it kinda fits the bill NV Whino Jun 2013 #39

It'll feel better when it stops hurting. vanlassie Jun 2013 #40

Two wrongs don't make a right krispos42 Jun 2013 #41

Murphy was an optimist..... Wounded Bear Jun 2013 #42

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed upponent HarveyDarkey Jun 2013 #43

Don't eat yellow snow Art_from_Ark Jun 2013 #44

Never iron your clothes in the nude mokawanis Jun 2013 #45

All of these are from Mark Twain: LostOne4Ever Jun 2013 #46