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Orrex

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3. No way! Steel boobs are impervious!

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #2)

Mon Jun 17, 2013, 04:03 PM

Jun 2013

Actually, I jest.

In the SCA years ago I knew a woman who paid a tidy some for a, well, sculpted metal breastplate and was mercilessly teased for it. Aside from the obvious visual component, the protective shortcoming soon became apparent, and she wound up opting for a less eye-catching but more serviceable design.

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Does the elf-woman in those Tynon ads know that her boob-straps won't protect her? [View all] Orrex Jun 2013 OP

Women in fantasy media are invulnerable except their nipples and vajayjay. Liberal Veteran Jun 2013 #1

A picture would help immensely. Chan790 Jun 2013 #2

No way! Steel boobs are impervious! Orrex Jun 2013 #3

Look at the artwork for most Gor novels TrogL Jun 2013 #5

I couldn't find it either, googling video "tynon ad breast" produces a Siemens ad with naked girls jakeXT Jul 2013 #13

Found them. Chan790 Jul 2013 #14

I guess one doesn't have to worry about gravity in a video game. BainsBane Jul 2013 #20

Click for teh Romen Orgy!!1! Dur hur Dash87 Jun 2013 #4

Really In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #6

Click when you get it and find out. Dash87 Jun 2013 #7

Boob Plate Armor Would Actually Kill You pokerfan Jun 2013 #8

thus making the necrophiliac's fantasies come true ... Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2013 #11

Well after all she is an elf Jeff R Jun 2013 #9

Meanwhile, men are covered in metal plate like Buicks ... eppur_se_muova Jul 2013 #10

read pokerfan's entry in this thread Tuesday Afternoon Jul 2013 #12

At least a few game worlds use that for women, too. JoeyT Jul 2013 #18

Elf boobs need no protection. Dr. Strange Jul 2013 #15

As I said.. TZ Jul 2013 #17

What I love about these "free" games is that they aren't. Dash87 Jul 2013 #16

I hate having to see that fucking ad every time I click on a thread. Sheldon Cooper Jul 2013 #19