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Ron Obvious

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6. That's a long time

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Jan 26, 2012, 03:09 PM

Jan 2012

I wonder if that's longer than it's been for the pope?

I'd like to try a prolonged period of abstinence, but dammit, I'm just so darn good-looking and sexy that women won't leave me alone for a minute. You lot probably don't know how difficult that is -- I can hardly go to the grocery store and leave unmolested.

No sympathy I bet, you heartless bastards.

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Geez, I thought I went a long time without sex. This makes me feel normal.... [View all] LynneSin Jan 2012 OP

I read this earlier today. RiffRandell Jan 2012 #1

"he was IMPATIENT with my sexual performance." MiddleFingerMom Jan 2012 #2

Tigers only mate 200 times a day. RedCloud Jan 2012 #3

I imagine there are a surprising number of people like him. redqueen Jan 2012 #4

Wow...if I go a month I feel like it's a long time TheCruces Jan 2012 #5

That's a long time Ron Obvious Jan 2012 #6

I thought I'd never feel normal in that area. whew! graywarrior Jan 2012 #7

As my sister said Doc Holliday Jan 2012 #8

So you're saying you're not Master of your Domain? LynneSin Jan 2012 #9

The servant waits... Ron Obvious Jan 2012 #15

What exactly does "impatient with my sexual performance" mean? MrCoffee Jan 2012 #10

It means his former lover was an asshole. dawg Jan 2012 #13

That is sooooooooooooooo going to be me if I don't get off my ass and move on with my life. dawg Jan 2012 #11

reading down the thread with interest... get to your seabeyond Jan 2012 #14

Morrisey? Is that you? Taverner Jan 2012 #12

I went 16 years without sex before I met my wife Tobin S. Jan 2012 #16

Well, at least he's okay with it kimi Jan 2012 #17

Edit it! underpants Jan 2012 #18