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Initech

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19. I watched Bad Santa last night, doesn't get much darker, sicker, and twisted than that!

Reply to Locut0s (Original post)

Fri Jun 21, 2013, 12:09 AM

Jun 2013

Willie: [to Marcus] Why don't you get going? You'll be late for your... Wizard of Oz Candy Bar Guild.

Marcus: Lollipop Guild, you asshole. Jesus! Two-year-olds flip me better shit than you.

Willie: You saying something to me?

Marcus: Yeah, I'm gonna stick my whole fist up your ass!

Willie: [gives Marcus the finger as he walks away]

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Do you have a dark sense of humour? Do you tell sick jokes? Does your family?... [View all] Locut0s Jun 2013 OP

I am a terrible joke teller, but we definitely love sick, cynical, off-kilter types of jokes.... NRaleighLiberal Jun 2013 #1

I do love sick jokes. ZombieHorde Jun 2013 #2

I love off color jokes if they aren't gross. In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #3

Good one! Lady Freedom Returns Jun 2013 #5

Yes indeed. Notice my hidden posts. MrSlayer Jun 2013 #4

medical here ... comes with the territory. Tuesday Afternoon Jun 2013 #6

OK you win, I've heard some of the jokes you guys like to tell... Locut0s Jun 2013 #13

When my sister's man was dying too painfully and slowly- they gave him the pills cliffordu Jun 2013 #7

Lol. Nice... Locut0s Jun 2013 #14

Too bad about the one I never said to him: cliffordu Jun 2013 #20

Oh sure Ron Obvious Jun 2013 #8

It's the others persons problem... Locut0s Jun 2013 #15

Yes, and I blame my dad pipi_k Jun 2013 #9

Hah, very touching... Locut0s Jun 2013 #16

Yes, and I came by it honestly... polly7 Jun 2013 #10

Yes EMT humour I've heard some... Locut0s Jun 2013 #17

I don't really have a dark sense of humor normally Boomerproud Jun 2013 #11

Not really around family, but around certain friends I feel pretty free to let the dark humor out. nomorenomore08 Jun 2013 #12

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Locut0s Jun 2013 #18

I watched Bad Santa last night, doesn't get much darker, sicker, and twisted than that! Initech Jun 2013 #19