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Tobin S.

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6. The thing about the chicken on the spring is

Tue Jun 25, 2013, 05:41 PM

Jun 2013

that you have to be at least 200 pounds to really get the full value of joy out of that thing. It also helps to be drunk or stoned. So that toy's not really for the little ones. I just thought I'd let you know.

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The thing about the chicken on the spring is Tobin S. Jun 2013 #6

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