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baldguy

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14. Beans, beans: the musical fruit....

Tue Jan 31, 2012, 07:20 PM

Jan 2012

Who do you think created beans?

I can just imagine the planning sessions that happened before Creation: "Excuse me, My Lord Almighty? There seems to be a slight problem in the chemical processing matrix of the gastrointestinal tract. Certain inputs may cause some, um ... unpleasant ... uh, gaseous byproducts. I'm sure this 'bug' is just an oversight and with a little more work we can fix it."

And the Lord said "That's not a 'bug', that's a feature!" (With a big grin on His face, I'm sure)

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You heathens in the lounge need some inspiration [View all] Major Nikon Jan 2012 OP

yes the religious bigotry is alive and well here at du leftyohiolib Jan 2012 #1

Really? Major Nikon Jan 2012 #2

yes really leftyohiolib Jan 2012 #9

OK Major Nikon Jan 2012 #12

Bigotry? Oversensitive much? MiddleFingerMom Jan 2012 #5

dont think so - leftyohiolib Jan 2012 #10

It's a good thing he didn't see dog butt Jesus Major Nikon Jan 2012 #13

You don't think God has a sense of humor? baldguy Jan 2012 #7

your body creates farts leftyohiolib Jan 2012 #11

Beans, beans: the musical fruit.... baldguy Jan 2012 #14

Not exactly. For the most part, God's little creatures create flatulence Major Nikon Jan 2012 #16

Jesus' body created farts, too. MiddleFingerMom Jan 2012 #18

God and Humor? Humm....let's see... Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2012 #20

Sense of humor? Grantuspeace Feb 2012 #22

Describe exactly how that's bigotry. Iggo Jan 2012 #17

Hahahahahahaha! graywarrior Jan 2012 #3

Jesus had a sense of humor? siligut Jan 2012 #4

Any religion with talking snakes, talking donkeys, and talking bushes must have a sense of humor Major Nikon Jan 2012 #6

If god didn't think this was funny. denbot Jan 2012 #8

I recently mentioned here OriginalGeek Jan 2012 #15

I suspect Jesus may have been a class clown. sarge43 Feb 2012 #24

Amen! OriginalGeek Feb 2012 #25

And Thor raises his horn of Mead, "They finally have a sense of humor!" Tyrs WolfDaemon Jan 2012 #19

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! Kali Feb 2012 #21

God is good. mia Feb 2012 #23