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MiddleFingerMom

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36. FINALLY!!! A RHYME!!! A RHYME!!!

Fri Aug 16, 2013, 06:53 PM

Aug 2013

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You just inspired me to write a song.
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A little, teeny-tiny, dinky, truncated, petite, stubby, wee wee song (nothin' personal):
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I GOTS THEM MARIJUANA/VIAGRA BLUES
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My fingers with Cheetos were oranged.
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My hopeful erection was bloranged.
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Thankyou. Thankyouverymuch.
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Took a Viagra. Didn't work. Ask me anything, motherfuckers. [View all] cliffordu Aug 2013 OP

Did you have a partner to help turn you on? CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2013 #1

All I had was the DU Lounge and MFM. cliffordu Aug 2013 #2

I did my part (so to speak). Don't you DARE blame me for this, al dente Boy!!! MiddleFingerMom Aug 2013 #5

Apparently, cliffordu's dosage has a long distance remote effect on me... NYC_SKP Aug 2013 #7

I'm still confused... both of them have ribbons. MiddleFingerMom Aug 2013 #8

And both are square and boxy, boxey, box-like. NYC_SKP Aug 2013 #10

Well..... cliffordu Aug 2013 #19

Fuck. I'll be right back after I bleach my eyes..... cliffordu Aug 2013 #18

MF "Buzz Kill" M ... JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2013 #31

You just made me bark!!! MiddleFingerMom Aug 2013 #34

I told you it wasn't Viagra, it was a birth control pill... Archae Aug 2013 #3

Well. That was my first motherfucking mistake cliffordu Aug 2013 #4

"You gave me a birth control pill? Do you have any idea what that will do to a guy my age?" petronius Aug 2013 #32

well you'll be feeling oh so sensitive and shaving will be a breeze? :) azurnoir Aug 2013 #37

GD has no idea how much fun the lounge is olddots Aug 2013 #6

Yeppers. We have MUCH more fun around here. cliffordu Aug 2013 #26

It doesn't matter mockmonkey Aug 2013 #9

Who told you that!!!!!!!!????/ cliffordu Aug 2013 #48

The source must remain confidential. 'S alright? 'S alright. pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #51

I don't know who it was but he looked like this mockmonkey Aug 2013 #52

I don't know if you're familiar with the Spanish ventriloquist, Se�or Wences pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #53

I remember him from mockmonkey Aug 2013 #55

Did it come from a Pez dispenser? pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #11

I KNEW I was doing it wrong!!!!! cliffordu Aug 2013 #23

How's it hanging Angleae Aug 2013 #12

I took a Viagra and a laxative one time. edbermac Aug 2013 #13

Is your neck stiff? Chan790 Aug 2013 #14

No sweat. I'd have used that one myself...... cliffordu Aug 2013 #20

But did you swallow ... In_The_Wind Aug 2013 #15

I dunno...If YOU came over cliffordu Aug 2013 #21

You understand those are not suppositories, right? BlueStreak Aug 2013 #27

Aw, crap.... cliffordu Aug 2013 #29

Don't feel bad. I made the same mistake. BlueStreak Aug 2013 #40

Maybe it was just blue printer ink jakeXT Aug 2013 #16

I had a coworker in China who used the counterfeit Cialis davidpdx Aug 2013 #61

If he was drunk and used it, it probably wasn't a placebo effect /nt jakeXT Aug 2013 #62

It could have been the company he was in davidpdx Aug 2013 #63

You should have smoked some pot too. That's the secret to making it work. B Calm Aug 2013 #17

With cheetos or not??? cliffordu Aug 2013 #22

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mixing blue and orange makes... pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #24

Ah!! THAT was my mistake!!!!! cliffordu Aug 2013 #25

FINALLY!!! A RHYME!!! A RHYME!!! MiddleFingerMom Aug 2013 #36

Yes, definitely. pintobean Aug 2013 #39

Did you hear about the guy that Jenoch Aug 2013 #28

Yeah, that was grantcart, IIRC cliffordu Aug 2013 #30

do you need two bath tubs to take Cialis ? olddots Aug 2013 #33

Um, well ismnotwasm Aug 2013 #35

It's not a suppository. rug Aug 2013 #38

ROTFL! This is like listening in on Boys' Night. nolabear Aug 2013 #41

See Alice....it's better TK421 Aug 2013 #42

I'm afraid to use a Viagra Dyedinthewoolliberal Aug 2013 #43

gonna remember THAT one! MrMickeysMom Aug 2013 #45

Is that because of who you tried to do it with? MrMickeysMom Aug 2013 #44

I'm sure other parts of you work BainsBane Aug 2013 #46

What's REALLY funny is that I thought your sig line cliffordu Aug 2013 #49

LOL BainsBane Aug 2013 #54

When did you last pull that sword out of the scabbard? tavernier Aug 2013 #47

Hmm....There's something veeerrrry disquieting about this..... cliffordu Aug 2013 #50

what is your cc# and expiration date? thanks! Tuesday Afternoon Aug 2013 #56

Um....Just as soon as I see the cliffordu Aug 2013 #59

What's the frequency, Kenneth? nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #57

My mom sez hi. cliffordu Aug 2013 #58

I'd be tempted to try it davidpdx Aug 2013 #60