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ZombieHorde

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10. Start with two slices of hearty bread.
Sat Aug 31, 2013, 09:07 PM
Aug 2013

Apply a thick layer of hummus on each slice.

Then sliced red bell pepper on one slice and red onion on the other slice. The hummus should keep these ingredients on the sandwich.

Then add lettuce or spinach to one slice and some tomato on the other. The lettuce adds bulk and the tomato adds juiciness.

If you're feeling crazy, you can add some feta or human brains to the sandwich. Some people say the brain of a human child is the best, but trust me when I say they are just food snobs, and no one can tell the difference on a sandwich. Just use whatever is available.

Put the sandwich together and enjoy!

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Did I wonder into Subway? rug Aug 2013 #1
Well see I disagree with how they build theirs Duer 157099 Aug 2013 #9
Meat on bottom, then cheese, the stack the rest by size/ weight , heaviest first NightWatcher Aug 2013 #2
I'm not sure I agree Duer 157099 Aug 2013 #6
I'd go TexasTowelie Aug 2013 #3
Cheese against tomato usually means the tomato slips around Duer 157099 Aug 2013 #7
the bread must be toasted fizzgig Aug 2013 #4
Depends Duer 157099 Aug 2013 #8
I agree, now that I've been having my Subs toasted I can't go back... Locut0s Sep 2013 #23
Always meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion Taverner Aug 2013 #5
Start with two slices of hearty bread. ZombieHorde Aug 2013 #10
OK so you have the meat/cheese in the middle Duer 157099 Aug 2013 #11
What about chopping the bell pepper, onion and tomato noamnety Aug 2013 #15
Hmmm...that might be a really good idea. ZombieHorde Aug 2013 #17
With a hammer and nails nt LiberalEsto Aug 2013 #12
Dunno about that Duer 157099 Aug 2013 #13
Don't forget the WD-40 LiberalEsto Aug 2013 #14
French bread, mayo, sliced roast beef, strub's pickles sliced thin, old cheddar cheese. applegrove Aug 2013 #16
This is close to my perfect sandwich Duer 157099 Aug 2013 #20
Do not mix the mayo and mustard together on one slice of bread. Ever. R B Garr Aug 2013 #18
cheese goes to the meat goes to the mustard and the tomato and onion goes to the mayo Tuesday Afternoon Aug 2013 #19
Mayo on the bottom with cheese, followed by the meat, toppings, a little garlic, salt, pepper Incitatus Aug 2013 #21
Ask this guy - Dash87 Aug 2013 #22
No preference for order but ingredients are as follows... Locut0s Sep 2013 #24
Okay. A lot of thoughts. Chan790 Sep 2013 #25
Nice Duer 157099 Sep 2013 #27
Lettuce on the bottom if the sandwich is particularly juicy ... Auggie Sep 2013 #26
Really only one way for sandwich on two slices - another for rolls. SteveG Sep 2013 #28
First, get out your drill... pinboy3niner Sep 2013 #29
No meat for me Trailrider1951 Sep 2013 #30
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