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The Velveteen Ocelot

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1. One of the funniest critter stories I have
Sat Aug 31, 2013, 09:38 PM
Aug 2013

has to do with which cat had rights to sleep in the heated cat bad. Milo, the oldest, largest and fluffiest of my three, staked out his exclusive claim to the heated bed as soon as we got it. One day Jeoffry, the gray tabby, saw his chance when Milo got up to use the litter box and check in the kitchen to see if there might be some food in his dish. As soon as the coast was clear Jeoffry hopped into the bed and settled down for a nice nap. A few minutes later Milo came back and saw the interloper in his bed. He just stood there for a minute, waving his tail back and forth, obviously wondering what to do next. Then he walked up to the bed and stared at Jeoffry, who was either asleep or pretending to be, and started whacking him on the head with his paw - WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP! Jeoffry just looked up and blinked and curled back to sleep. Milo whacked him again, to no avail. He stood there, thinking. Then he climbed into the bed, on top of Jeoffry. He is a big, hairy cat and Jeoffry was pretty much covered up by all that fur and cat. After a few minutes Jeoffry, defeated by Milo's bulk and the heat of the bed, slithered out from under Milo and found another place to nap. Milo, now triumphant, snuggled down in the bed and went to sleep. I LMAO'd.





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