Happy Hour with Aristus and Will Shakespeare. Ask us anything. [View all]

[Aristus]

I'm going to have to stay out of GD for a while.

Stirred up a hornet's nest. There are some GD-ers over there practically screaming for my blood.

No, no. Don't go look. I don't want my Lounge peeps to end up hating me, too.

It seems to be the same crowd that cursed my family even unto the 7th generation for stating that smoking is bad for you, and you shouldn't do it around your kids. You'd think I'd run over their grandmother, or raped their dog.

Anyway, I need a drink after the day I had. Will is here, scratching out a sonnet.

(He just elbowed me and muttered: "Shut it, thou; a sonnet's a-borning...)