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14. Basement Cat haz infiltraitin hevn!

Tue Sep 24, 2013, 03:16 PM

Sep 2013

Isaiah 14: 12-22

12 Ur fallz frum ceiling, BasementCat! U hurtz Urfs but nao r in grund!

13 Cuz U sedz 'I gon be hiyer den CeilingCat starz! I gun put mah kitteh bed hiyer den Ceiling!

14 I be hiyer den clouds liek CeilingCat!'

15 But ur be in basement, BasementCat! Bad kitteh!"

16 An kittehs see BasementCat an sez "Wot? R U Srs? Dis BasementCat? Himz who maed Urfs trembl? Srsly?

17 Dis who maed mess of Urf? Dis kitteh dat rekkd citeez? NO WAI!"

18 All der nayshuns ded! An in kitteh famlee tooms bureed ded!

19 But ur no bureed cuz ur too stinky fr kitteh tooms! Ur trown awai liek ikky harbl! Ur wors den eny kitteh an we stomp on U.

20 Ur no wif udr kittehs bureed cuz U wrekd Urfs! An kilded kittehs! UR BAD KITTEH BASEMENTCAT!!!!!11

21 Ur no can haz bebeh kittehz to maek bad on Urfs! No! Urfs getz no moar bad kittehz!

22 Cuz I will fite dem, sez CeilingCat! I will kutt dem off!

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A kittens prayer for SalmonChantedEvening [View all] Goalie49009 Sep 2013 OP

AMEN! lastlib Sep 2013 #1

Just a little kicky for SCE Lochloosa Sep 2013 #2

There's cats in the ceiling, too? Wounded Bear Sep 2013 #3

Yup Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #4

Ceiling Cat! Cracklin Charlie Sep 2013 #33

You missed?? Hissyspit Sep 2013 #43

Nah, I know him. Just haven't seen him for awhile. Cracklin Charlie Sep 2013 #58

Nah, it's the basement cat you have to worry about... Hayabusa Sep 2013 #5

Got that right... jtuck004 Sep 2013 #13

He's responsible of possessing Winnie the Pooh Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #16

Yak's blood. - AHHhahahahah - That's funny. jtuck004 Sep 2013 #22

Canned kitty .... yum ..... marble falls Sep 2013 #80

Basement Cat haz infiltraitin hevn! TexasTowelie Sep 2013 #14

You had to ask? Hissyspit Sep 2013 #42

You damn heretic... awoke_in_2003 Sep 2013 #59

but WHAT if that was not skirting board Sheepshank Sep 2013 #100

K&R and Amen! nolabear Sep 2013 #6

Amen! Hell Hath No Fury Sep 2013 #7

Always love SCE! brer cat Sep 2013 #8

I missed his post a few weeks ago LittleGirl Sep 2013 #9

He's a him. lunatica Sep 2013 #34

thx n/t LittleGirl Sep 2013 #35

Amen Liberalynn Sep 2013 #10

I regret that I can only give this thread one rec! TexasTowelie Sep 2013 #11

Sunday's and SCE Loki Sep 2013 #12

K&R n/t jtuck004 Sep 2013 #15

Thank you SalmonChantedEvening cp Sep 2013 #17

Yes. SheilaT Sep 2013 #18

Don't scare us like that. zeemike Sep 2013 #19

Sorry about that one Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #20

That should help nt Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #21

Yes that did it...n/t zeemike Sep 2013 #25

That is what I thought, also. Is he okay??? ...... meti57b Sep 2013 #24

Yea fine doing ok Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #26

Hi, hey, thanks!!! ... also, loved the kitteh prayer!!! meti57b Sep 2013 #30

And I agree with that. zeemike Sep 2013 #28

Me too ... DakotaLady Sep 2013 #91

It was my pleasure Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #97

Amen to the purrfect prayer! red dog 1 Sep 2013 #23

Bwessingses on Salmon, he is teh povider ov kittoons BlancheSplanchnik Sep 2013 #27

Yes! Yes! Yes! DeSwiss Sep 2013 #29

Could not agree more! GentryDixon Sep 2013 #31

kick'd and rec'd lunatica Sep 2013 #32

That is awesome! TxDemChem Sep 2013 #36

K&R hwmnbn Sep 2013 #37

Cup o' Joe and SCE on a Sunday morning SnowCritter Sep 2013 #38

K&R Iwillnevergiveup Sep 2013 #39

Ai haz teh lawss for werdz. :) SalmonChantedEvening Sep 2013 #40

Glad I could do it for you Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #44

Love ya, SCE. Blue_In_AK Sep 2013 #41

Sunday wouldn't be Sunday Speed8098 Sep 2013 #45

Can I haz an Amen!!!! tosh Sep 2013 #46

Haz AmenZz LiberalLoner Sep 2013 #47

And I haz da Cheezburger... Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #48

Thanks for doing this....SCE certainly deserves it. snappyturtle Sep 2013 #49

It was my pleasure Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #50

My life is pretty drab right now so I can't tell you how much snappyturtle Sep 2013 #51

Ditto Kitto! Love me some SCE!! <3 hue Sep 2013 #52

Breaking Bad may leave us on Sunday but I hope Salmon never does. nt valerief Sep 2013 #53

He won't Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #54

You mean Puss Fring? nt valerief Sep 2013 #55

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH nt Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #56

darth kitteh heaven05 Sep 2013 #66

Oh Yes, Blessingz on SCE EverHopeful Sep 2013 #57

KNR....MUST HUG THAT KITTEN joeybee12 Sep 2013 #60

The way you say that Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #61

I do that every day! joeybee12 Sep 2013 #62

So wanna go to a pet store Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #63

Avoid pet stores...go to a shelter.... joeybee12 Sep 2013 #64

Thats right Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #67

They're good...the three youngest, who aren't that young now, get their nips and tucks Friday! joeybee12 Sep 2013 #68

awwwwww Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #69

Thanks! joeybee12 Sep 2013 #70

very cute and..... heaven05 Sep 2013 #65

Goalie49009 Diclotican Sep 2013 #71

K&R for SCE! Brigid Sep 2013 #72

Don't scare me like that tandot Sep 2013 #73

more spanking please Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #75

I was looking for the butt-spanking smilie but couldn't find it tandot Sep 2013 #78

We need to request that then lol nt Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #79

Seriously, thank you, SalmonChantedEvening! EOM TheJames Sep 2013 #74

Amen! hrmjustin Sep 2013 #76

Amen. 840high Sep 2013 #77

And especially for the catnip, huh? Curmudgeoness Sep 2013 #81

SCE is a blessing for those that need their hearts lifted! Mnemosyne Sep 2013 #82

k and r and AMEN--this was a sweet thing to do, and we thank you. sce, you know you make niyad Sep 2013 #83

Also, SCE replies to everyone who posts on the LOLcats thread...... meti57b Sep 2013 #84

Nice Stuff! KoKo Sep 2013 #85

+ 1,000,000,000... What You Said !!! WillyT Sep 2013 #86

AWESOME diabeticman Sep 2013 #87

Amen! highplainsdem Sep 2013 #88

that is adorable! shireen Sep 2013 #89

Amen, and hallelujah! The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2013 #90

Thanks for the Sunday ahhhs SCE! KT2000 Sep 2013 #92

Thank you for SCE's Sunday LOLs, Ceiling Cat. Lugnut Sep 2013 #93

Awwww. K&R myrna minx Sep 2013 #94

Kudos to SCE!!! And thank you for all the smiles!!! Rhiannon12866 Sep 2013 #95

Iz not Sundaez wifout SCE's LOLcat thread! eridani Sep 2013 #96

Amen gademocrat7 Sep 2013 #98

It wouldn't be Sunday without dgibby Sep 2013 #99

For SalmonChantedEvening MuseRider Sep 2013 #101

Ceiling Cat Answers Bryn Sep 2013 #102

Big KnR!! nt msanthrope Sep 2013 #103

Lounge Post Makes It Big! Arugula Latte Sep 2013 #104

Made it to the Greatest Threads Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #105

I don't wanna leave you hanging! Arugula Latte Sep 2013 #106

A big AMEN from me! nt Granny M Sep 2013 #107

It seems I missed something matt819 Sep 2013 #108

Yes he and the kids are fine Goalie49009 Sep 2013 #109