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struggle4progress

(126,730 posts)
Mon Oct 14, 2013, 11:59 PM Oct 2013

If you must become a thief, what kind will you be? [View all]


6 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Take candy from babies
0 (0%)
Divert international multi-ton cocaine shipments
4 (67%)
Grab city manhole covers and fireplugs
0 (0%)
Steal famous paintings from museums
0 (0%)
Train robbery
0 (0%)
Defraud the senile elderly of their life savings
0 (0%)
Shoplift stuff like thumbtacks and chewing gum
1 (17%)
White-collar embezzlement
1 (17%)
Smash car windows to grab the GPS systems
0 (0%)
Borrow cool cars for month-long joyriding
0 (0%)
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Other. Chan790 Oct 2013 #1
This! Xyzse Oct 2013 #14
I would steal hunger and sadness from little children all around the world. NYC_SKP Oct 2013 #2
_ In_The_Wind Oct 2013 #9
If I HAD to choose what you posted, I'd steal Thumbtacks and Gum and give them to the poor. BlueJazz Oct 2013 #3
souls Behind the Aegis Oct 2013 #4
in the night. Tuesday Afternoon Oct 2013 #5
Kisses. Adsos Letter Oct 2013 #6
I'd give subprime mortgages to people Nevernose Oct 2013 #7
I would steal hearts petronius Oct 2013 #8
Stealin'_back_to_my_old_time_used_to_be kind of thief. In_The_Wind Oct 2013 #10
Lupin thief. Gidney N Cloyd Oct 2013 #11
Since I'm an artist, I have to say paintings. Neoma Oct 2013 #12
Turdburglar pipi_k Oct 2013 #13
SPAULDING! kentauros Oct 2013 #18
COCAINE! I want the cocaine Shampoobra Oct 2013 #15
i hate cocaine datasuspect Oct 2013 #17
thieves are lower than shit datasuspect Oct 2013 #16
So long as it includes a Tangerine Dream soundtrack to my every move, kentauros Oct 2013 #19
Cat burglar. I cover other people's kitties! Arugula Latte Oct 2013 #20
"covet"? Bucky Oct 2013 #22
Oh, yeah, covet ... dern bad typin fingurs! Arugula Latte Oct 2013 #23
Candy from babies, but only from ugly orphan babies. Bucky Oct 2013 #21
Jewels! RobinA Oct 2013 #24
Other: Broken_Hero Oct 2013 #25
We have a winner. tonekat Oct 2013 #26
"Woman arrested for allegedly stealing kittens" Kaleva Oct 2013 #27
I would be Robin Hood IrishEyes Oct 2013 #28
Banker jmowreader Oct 2013 #29
I'd go religion, and trade post-mortem "salvation" for cash. Demo_Chris Oct 2013 #30
Mmm candy... Fearless Oct 2013 #31
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