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BlueJazz

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3. If I HAD to choose what you posted, I'd steal Thumbtacks and Gum and give them to the poor.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Tue Oct 15, 2013, 12:29 AM

Oct 2013

Sorta' like a lousy Robin Hood.

"Oh No...
"What ?
"Here come's that cheap-ass Robin Hood dude again...always acting like a big deal savior"
"Shit..again?....I swear, if he offers me some of those tacks and gum, I'll stick them up his ass.
"I'm with ya'...Why doesn't the fucker ever steal something good ...like a grill and some Porterhouse steaks??
"Fuck No...Tacks and Gum..big deal"

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