I overthink everything. [View all]

[Wait Wut]

Tomorrow, I will be buying some hearts (payday, YAY!). Great idea that I hope we can continue with other holidays and causes.

BUT...

All the people I was thinking of giving one have too many. So, I thought, I'll just hand them out randomly to folks that don't have any. BUT...what if I inadvertently give one to a FReeper troll who just happens to say something normalish and catches me off guard? The next day, POOF! he's been vaporized along with my heart.

I came up with the solution. Tomorrow, I'm handing out hearts to the people here that irritate me. I might even end up giving one to one of the 4.5 people that are ignoring me. Let's face it, even people in our lives that annoy us can make us laugh, provide us with thinking material or even come up with a good idea occasionally.

I'm glad this only took 6 hours of contemplation unlike the 6 months it's taken to find a surround sound system or the 4 months it's taken to pick out blinds. The husband is a patient man.