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madinmaryland

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3. I'm madinmaryland, and (no shit), I live in Maryland.

Mon Dec 12, 2011, 04:33 PM

Dec 2011

Grew up in Ohio, lived in CT for 20 years and now live in Maryland. The "mad" comes from 2004 when the swift boat liars attacked John Kerry's service record.

Life long Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Pirates fan, and I drive through Delaware without any stops, except to stop at their rest area to take a ****.

There is also a great joke that I am known for around here...

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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