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sibelian

(7,804 posts) Wed Feb 8, 2012, 04:20 PM Feb 2012

If you got Raptured, what would your sound effect be? [View all]

I'm swithering between "eeeOOOeeeeOOOeeeeOOOOeee" and sparkliness a la Star Trek and "Ba TWOOIIIIING!!" like twanging a ruler on the edge of a desk. Imagine that shooting up into the sky! Wheeee!

The church has seriously missed a publicity goldmine here. Ya know, it would be like the Christianity equivalent of ringtones.

Rapture tones!

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If you got Raptured, what would your sound effect be? [View all] sibelian Feb 2012 OP

mine would be. . . "boing" annabanana Feb 2012 #1

According to descriptions of teleportation in fantasy-fiction RZM Feb 2012 #2

Screaming Mimi eom Purveyor Feb 2012 #3

the sound of me partying like the godless heathen that I am, WHEEEEEE Spock_is_Skeptical Feb 2012 #4

That's totally my take on it! Who wants to be raptured with those crazy Fundies anyway? pink-o Feb 2012 #32

I have no sound effect. I get a theme song sakabatou Feb 2012 #5

tee hee, that's awesome Spock_is_Skeptical Feb 2012 #6

Gosh. sibelian Feb 2012 #11

I don't know really, probably something dubious sounding Burma Jones Feb 2012 #7

A sort of cosmic "Wah... Wah... Waaaaaah" sad trombone sounding rapture tone? sibelian Feb 2012 #9

Or maybe some "oops" sound effect from "The Price is Right" Burma Jones Feb 2012 #13

Sad trombone? ROFL Spock_is_Skeptical Feb 2012 #29

You can forget about the rapture after that. UnrepentantLiberal Feb 2012 #53

If there is such a thing, trust me when I tell you I will not be one of the Moondog Feb 2012 #8

That would be so awesome. sibelian Feb 2012 #10

What's the sound of a hook being set in a fish's mouth? baldguy Feb 2012 #12

That's a bit zen... sibelian Feb 2012 #14

Something like "Ssssproiiiinnnng -- eecky, eecky -- ssshhaa-BOOOOOMMmmmm..." Bruce Wayne Feb 2012 #26

Like a prison toilet. Iggo Feb 2012 #15

I want the boinky boinky sound from Law & Order JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2012 #16

James Brown scream for the WIN! sibelian Feb 2012 #17

Hallelujah RebelOne Feb 2012 #18

That first chord that opens "A Hard Day's Night" Throd Feb 2012 #19

Think Hendrix at that really ripping part of "Hey, Joe." Scuba Feb 2012 #20

I have no illusion of being raptured Angry Dragon Feb 2012 #21

The sound of a squeeling greased piglet trying to escape the grasping claws of malevolent angels... hunter Feb 2012 #22

I'm thinking that "na na, na na, na na, na na..." song. Bruce Wayne Feb 2012 #23

"I'm thinking that 'na na, na na, na na, na na...' song." sakabatou Feb 2012 #24

Not sure what you're implying here. Bruce Wayne Feb 2012 #25

The first couple of bars of the Batman theme is "Na na na" a couple of times sakabatou Feb 2012 #31

He's not Batman. Quit harassing him. Bucky Feb 2012 #35

Aw, but I wanted to use the Bat Signal sakabatou Feb 2012 #37

I would be making my own sound effect pokerfan Feb 2012 #27

slide whistle geardaddy Feb 2012 #28

What does incredulousness sound like? siligut Feb 2012 #30

A Tim Allen style "WuuuUUUH?" maybe? nt sibelian Feb 2012 #56

the sound of a great and mighty whirlwind or the awesome thunder of a galloping chariot of horses Tuesday Afternoon Feb 2012 #33

mine would be JitterbugPerfume Feb 2012 #34

This... kayakjohnny Feb 2012 #36

The "Flying Monkeys Attack!" song Arugula Latte Feb 2012 #38

tada! limpyhobbler Feb 2012 #39

I think it would be a blarghish sound. nytemare Feb 2012 #40

"Dirp" hay rick Feb 2012 #41

I'm roling thunder, I'm pouring rain, I'm comin' on like a hurricane! Deep13 Feb 2012 #42

I am thinking it would be such a surprise a fart would be emitted. And because of the rapid yellowcanine Feb 2012 #43

"Oops - BOING!" HopeHoops Feb 2012 #44

Wilhelm scream. foo_bar Feb 2012 #45

This awesome tune -- HappyMe Feb 2012 #46

Either the crack of a bat hitting a ball followed by Harry Carey's "Holy Cow" OR Gidney N Cloyd Feb 2012 #47

WEEEEEEEEEEEE! auburngrad82 Feb 2012 #48

A good old-fashioned Nightcrawler-style Hayabusa Feb 2012 #49

D'oh! Rambis Feb 2012 #50

I ran through several options... Chiyo-chichi Feb 2012 #51

Good choice... sibelian Feb 2012 #55

*poof* Bertha Venation Feb 2012 #52

Fart! ohiosmith Feb 2012 #54

Maybe something like this. Rapture believers are NOT who I want to be trapped with FOREVER. alphafemale Feb 2012 #57

sploydoing -- Don Martin will be in charge of all sound effects. nt eppur_se_muova Feb 2012 #58

First part of pipi_k Feb 2012 #59