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(3,574 posts) Fri Feb 10, 2012, 10:18 AM Feb 2012

What kind of beans [View all]

... give you the worst gas? I am doing research for those occasions when I may intentionally want to pass as much gas as possible, such as leaving an asshole boss a present when he is out of his office,. Or infiltrating right wing meetings/speeches. I have tried navy beans and am looking to broaden my flatulence vocabulary. Suggestions?

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What kind of beans [View all] unionworks Feb 2012 OP

Some of it is how you cook them siligut Feb 2012 #1

first, don't limit yourself to a meal of only beans...throw in some brussel sprouts. ret5hd Feb 2012 #2

Oh, so right. For that deadly methane gas, you can't beat the cruciferous vegetables. siligut Feb 2012 #4

this is more fun unionworks Feb 2012 #10

You started a fart thread, lol. siligut Feb 2012 #14

George Carlin unionworks Feb 2012 #15

Al Swearengen from Deadwood. "Who cut the cheese?" I'm betting it was EB. siligut Feb 2012 #21

thanks unionworks Feb 2012 #22

Cucumber for counterpoint burps. n/t sarge43 Feb 2012 #35

Get them comin' and goin'? siligut Feb 2012 #36

Yup. sarge43 Feb 2012 #38

The greatest fart-off of all time hifiguy Feb 2012 #44

Blazing Saddles alfredo Feb 2012 #90

and good for you too! n/t unionworks Feb 2012 #39

The Bloomin Onion from Outback. Brings a tear to my eyes. alfredo Feb 2012 #87

liverwurst and onions unionworks Feb 2012 #17

Also... pipi_k Feb 2012 #24

my god, you have to be able to walk into work the next day. otherwise it's no fun. ret5hd Feb 2012 #25

payday was on thursday unionworks Feb 2012 #28

You can still walk... pipi_k Feb 2012 #55

Black beans in a can - DO NOT RINSE THEM! The canning juice helps a lot. HopeHoops Feb 2012 #3

dark undies unionworks Feb 2012 #8

By "worst", you mean volume? Or potency? JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2012 #5

chicken farts unionworks Feb 2012 #6

An egg and dairy meal can really help intensify your output. davsand Feb 2012 #7

Cheeses unionworks Feb 2012 #11

I used to live with a guy who KNEW his stuff on this issue. davsand Feb 2012 #16

he should have unionworks Feb 2012 #18

Lordy lu, that should be banned by the Geneva Convention. hifiguy Feb 2012 #46

Brown eggs? unionworks Feb 2012 #61

Hard boiled eggs and beer create an interesting combination Major Nikon Feb 2012 #23

Worst Original Post Ever! FSogol Feb 2012 #9

Why? It's not advocating any really bad stuff ... JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2012 #12

flatulence unionworks Feb 2012 #13

I agree with many other replies here add the cruciferous veggies geardaddy Feb 2012 #19

This message was self-deleted by its author unionworks Feb 2012 #20

After a night of drinking you need Angry Dragon Feb 2012 #26

Totally! geardaddy Feb 2012 #37

Homemade split pea soup and apple juice do it for me. Brickbat Feb 2012 #27

"Bulldog Gas Problem"? unionworks Feb 2012 #29

ROFLMAO! Brickbat Feb 2012 #30

your pup unionworks Feb 2012 #32

I must click on more DU ads unionworks Feb 2012 #43

Boxers are pretty nasty too... pipi_k Feb 2012 #56

from what I've been reading unionworks Feb 2012 #72

You and Angry Dragon unionworks Feb 2012 #31

Lentils. Chan790 Feb 2012 #33

the legumes with the fumes! unionworks Feb 2012 #34

The BESTEST dive bars have ample supplies of pickled eggs & cheap beer. MiddleFingerMom Feb 2012 #40

those pickled eggs... unionworks Feb 2012 #41

I saw a program on how to make them. siligut Feb 2012 #42

Tell you who REALLY knows unionworks Feb 2012 #47

Some of them even offered pipi_k Feb 2012 #57

Don't forget pickled chicken gizzards. geardaddy Feb 2012 #94

Lentils, and I love them, but can only eat them once in a while, RebelOne Feb 2012 #45

I also love unionworks Feb 2012 #49

Cabbage is much better for that. hobbit709 Feb 2012 #48

Amazing that the healthiest foods unionworks Feb 2012 #50

To inspire you: The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946 LiberalEsto Feb 2012 #51

May you always unionworks Feb 2012 #52

As a special treat, Estonian sauerkraut soup for you! LiberalEsto Feb 2012 #62

truly mouthwatering unionworks Feb 2012 #63

None of them. GoCubsGo Feb 2012 #53

Peppers unionworks Feb 2012 #54

I have to thank pipi_k Feb 2012 #58

I have nominated unionworks Feb 2012 #60

It's only the bell peppers that do it. GoCubsGo Feb 2012 #78

It's an unsolved mystery unionworks Feb 2012 #79

No science nerd answer yet? Allow me. deucemagnet Feb 2012 #59

Do you now unionworks Feb 2012 #64

No, but I am looking for a new job right now. deucemagnet Feb 2012 #66

Jeez unionworks Feb 2012 #67

Oh, I have nothing to complain about. deucemagnet Feb 2012 #70

I have a friend unionworks Feb 2012 #73

Well, I've been told... pintobean Feb 2012 #65

I'm not even unionworks Feb 2012 #68

Interesting fun facts unionworks Feb 2012 #69

Wild Kingdom unionworks Feb 2012 #71

Airline Stewards farting as they walk down the aisle is called "Crop Dusting." alfredo Feb 2012 #89

LOL geardaddy Feb 2012 #95

I've been stopping in pintobean Feb 2012 #74

I'm relatively new unionworks Feb 2012 #76

Is this a great thread or what? nt flying rabbit Feb 2012 #75

it's a gas unionworks Feb 2012 #77

Nothing like hotdog farts felix_numinous Feb 2012 #80

there was a scene unionworks Feb 2012 #82

Schlitz beer is the perfect thing to use. madinmaryland Feb 2012 #81

long ago unionworks Feb 2012 #84

Red beans av8rdave Feb 2012 #83

this is wierd unionworks Feb 2012 #85

Heh ... Google "ham and motherfuckers" ... nt eppur_se_muova Feb 2012 #86

a generally despised unionworks Feb 2012 #91

Not a vet myself -- heard about this from DU vets. :^) nt eppur_se_muova Feb 2012 #93

My brother unionworks Feb 2012 #96

Beans are like children. They should be seen and not heard. yellowcanine Feb 2012 #88

"Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart..." HopeHoops Feb 2012 #92