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Sadly, after his rejection he got juiced pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #1
He was left a pile of pulp. rug Jan 2014 #2
If the poor guy had only waited, his turn would have come a rind pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #3
He'll never see a navel. rug Jan 2014 #5
But he's destined for an intimate relationship with Minute Maid pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #6
Would she happen to be a cutie named Clementine? rug Jan 2014 #7
He's lost his zest for life OriginalGeek Jan 2014 #8
At his funeral, the guests sat in reserved sections pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #9
So many came they had to be wedged in. rug Jan 2014 #10
Thank goodness there were ushers there to seed them pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #11
They were inconsolable until the champagne. rug Jan 2014 #12
Their mood certainly was sour until the Mimosas stirred their spirits pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #13
Wish I could think of something clever to post, but I just can't concentrate pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #14
LOL! The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2014 #4
Shame they find him unapeeling. He should be somebody's main squeeze. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #15
And now he is OJ?! tblue Jan 2014 #16
His name is Julius, dammit! Juius! Have a little respect! pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #17
As they said to Will Ferrel, if you don't understand just citrus elf down for a lesson. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #18
Something has taken hold of you and is forcing you to make awful puns. rug Jan 2014 #19
You and your sour grapefruits pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #24
orange you glad this is finally over? magical thyme Jan 2014 #20
Banana who? rug Jan 2014 #21
according to your link, not "one of the" but THE most annoying joke magical thyme Jan 2014 #25
And he knocks ME for bad puns! pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #26
Whaadya mean over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #22
Hopefully, his next social event will be more fruitful. cyberswede Jan 2014 #23
That's really lime. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #27
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