Let's hear some dumb Pollock jokes [View all]

[Orrex]

Inspired by a GD thread.
If these jokes aren't dumb, I'd like to know what is:[hr]Q. How did Pollock break into the American art scene?
A. He made a big splash.

Q. What's Pollock's favorite practical joke?
A. The dribble-glass

Q. Why was the investor surprised at the $3M bill for a Pollock?
A. Because he meant to order the tilapia.

Q. How did Pollock react to the critic who said he didn't know how to use a paintbrush?
A. He bristled.

Q. Did you hear about the Pollock who hurt his leg while painting?
A. He had a bad spill.

Then there was the humorless rich guy who commissioned Pollock to paint his portrait and sued because it looked exactly like him.


Feel free to contribute! It's comedy gold, I tell ya!