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GoCubsGo

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5. Why did the Pollack cross the road
Sun Jan 12, 2014, 03:12 PM
Jan 2014

To get to the other tide.

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant…Four pollacks got battered.

Why don't pollacks make good tennis balls?
They keep getting caught in the net.

Why are pollacks so gullible?…They fall for things hook, line and sinker.

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Sorry, all the Pollock jokes I know are smart ones taterguy Jan 2014 #1
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Jackson fire! OriginalGeek Jan 2014 #4
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A dumb Pollack joke kwassa Jan 2014 #8
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