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packman

(16,296 posts) Mon Jan 13, 2014, 02:34 PM Jan 2014

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There’s a Man Sexually Harassing Women With Swiss Cheese in Philadelphia
It would be Gouda if they catch this guy, he sounds like a Muenster! Bridgeghazi: Never Forget!!11!!!!11Weird • 20 hours, 8 minutes ago • Views: 232
This is a little scary and a little sad.

The thing that makes him slightly different from other perverts is that he “displays a piece of sliced Swiss cheese and offers to pay the women to put the cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts on him using it

Read more at http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/304776_Theres_a_Man_Sexually_Harassin#KRwGKhPo07qVFtOX.99

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Let the Puns begin [View all] packman Jan 2014 OP

littlegreenfootballs.com? ew... cyberswede Jan 2014 #1

LittleGreenfootballs has seen the light packman Jan 2014 #3

I'll trust you. cyberswede Jan 2014 #4

It was at least two years ago. Bucky Jan 2014 #5

Charlie Johnson (LGF) didn't become a liberal Brother Buzz Jan 2014 #13

That makes a lot more sense Bucky Jan 2014 #18

A Philadelphian harassing women with SWISS cheese? That's disgusting! rocktivity Jan 2014 #2

I always wondered how those holes got there lame54 Jan 2014 #6

Regular Swiss or Lorraine Paulie Jan 2014 #16

baby swiss. BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2014 #22

Police investigators say it's a tough queso to cracker. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #7

oy Enrique Jan 2014 #20

Hopefully he doesn't go Blue Velveeta next. bluesbassman Jan 2014 #8

Cheesus Christ. Vashta Nerada Jan 2014 #9

He curd be just another poor victim of the Velveeta shortage pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #10

Sweet dreams are made of cheese dipsydoodle Jan 2014 #11

OH- packman Jan 2014 #12

I wonder whey he does this LiberalEsto Jan 2014 #14

Emmental everyone what you did here. WinkyDink Jan 2014 #15

Only thing worse than a lobster on your piano SirRevolutionary Jan 2014 #17

One would think it would be a woman chasing men around with Swiss KamaAina Jan 2014 #19

he calls it Enrique Jan 2014 #21

Quite a bit of cheddar on this thread about the incident SkatmanRoth Jan 2014 #23

How dairy!!! pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #24

so he wants sex with cheese on his sausage? lastlib Jan 2014 #25

String cheese BlueStreak Jan 2014 #26