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109. I laugh hysterically while I try to think of way to one up you

Tue Feb 14, 2012, 10:55 AM

Feb 2012

OK, so in Tewksbury, as I waited for the clutch of my 32' school bus/camper/home on wheels to be fixed because some idiot brother of a friend decided to show me how to down shift without using the clutch, I drank all weekend and ended up chasing 3 little bastard punks away from my bus with a broken beer bottle. I forget why. That's only part of the story.

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I'm 89 posts away from 25,000 [View all] taterguy Feb 2012 OP

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I laugh hysterically while I try to think of way to one up you graywarrior Feb 2012 #109

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No taterguy Feb 2012 #112

Hmmmmm, she ended up on the back of someones bike graywarrior Feb 2012 #113

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Him graywarrior Feb 2012 #119

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