I kept dreaming last night I was going to help build the first bridge between Hawaii and California

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4. Well, there is this...

Finally, however, after years of speculation and intense research, a private construction firm in California has reached a deal to construct a bridge from California to Hawaii, which will render the bad joke obsolete.



Beginning in Oxnard, California, and terminating in Kahului, Maui, "Interstate 2" is projected to take seven years to complete and will employ over 2,700 workers. Privately funded by various Southern California social elite who can't stand renting a Ford Mustang while spending the obligatory one week per year in their Maui mansion, as part of a plan to reduce costs and simultaneously free up prison space, the firm has agreed to a deal, which would utilize California inmates who have a passable background in either engineering, construction or commercial diving.

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