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Major Nikon

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14. When I first got married...

Sat Feb 18, 2012, 08:11 AM

Feb 2012

There was a couple (unmarried) that lived above us who were banging the headboard against the wall all the time. Being newlyweds we decided to keep up with them and soon discovered the routine was morning, after work, early evening, and late evening. After about two weeks of this my wife told me the guy was also coming home from lunch occassionally with another woman and getting a nooner. That's when we gave up trying to keep up.

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Boisterous Copulation in the Next Room [View all] unionworks Feb 2012 OP

Love stories like these WilmywoodNCparalegal Feb 2012 #1

I can't beat that one unionworks Feb 2012 #2

Broken bed, followed by loud, uncontrollable laughter. HappyMe Feb 2012 #3

"take off her prosthetic limbs..." progressoid Feb 2012 #12

Thanks so much for this, union! elleng Feb 2012 #4

some motels unionworks Feb 2012 #5

Luvya! elleng Feb 2012 #6

In Arco Idaho libodem Feb 2012 #7

that would have had me unionworks Feb 2012 #8

I shoulda called libodem Feb 2012 #9

In extreme cases unionworks Feb 2012 #10

We had a new male housemate when another male housemate and I were in our twenties marzipanni Feb 2012 #11

Yeah the old exercise "Chuck Norris" excuse! unionworks Feb 2012 #15

I'm in a hotel right now, but all I can hear is the heater. progressoid Feb 2012 #13

When I first got married... Major Nikon Feb 2012 #14

Sure it wasn't this guy? unionworks Feb 2012 #16

It isn't always fun and games unionworks Feb 2012 #17

Oh hell unionworks Feb 2012 #18

Surely you know.... Dystopian Feb 2012 #19

already was unionworks Feb 2012 #20

"Ooow. Stop it that hurts!" "Just gimme five more minutes, baby, I'm almost there..." davsand Feb 2012 #21

I am amazed unionworks Feb 2012 #24

I can't hear anything. Is it in GD, or H & M? petronius Feb 2012 #22

No, but I used to have an apartment across from some university apartments... undeterred Feb 2012 #23

Dammit, we need VIDEO here! Or at least AUDIO!! Bake Feb 2012 #25

oh great creative force of the universe NJCher Feb 2012 #26