How Country Are You?

[In_The_Wind]

47. Some of the questions were a bit odd.

Check off everything that applies to you.

1 Do you have a truck?
2 Have you named your truck?
3 Have you ever cried in your truck?
4 Do you drive your truck on dirt roads?
5 Do you live in a small town?
6 Do you live in a red state?
7 Do you speak with a twang?
8 Do you frequently say “y’all”?
9 Do you own a pair of cowboy boots?
10 More than five pairs of cowboy boots?
11 Do you own a pair of Wranglers?
12 Do you wear rhinestones?
13 Do you regularly wear a hat?
14 Is it a cowboy hat?
15 Is it a Stetson?
16 Do you own a camouflage hat?
17 Do you wear a lot of camouflage clothing?
18 Do you own a camouflage beer koozie?
19 Do you drink beer?
20 Is Natty Light your beer of choice?
21 Do you enjoy drinking whiskey?
22 Have you ever ridden a horse?
23 Have you ever fired a gun?
24 Have you ever lived on a farm? For a summer.
25 Have you ever worked on a farm? It only seemed fair to help out while I was there.
26 Have you been to a rodeo?
27 Have you competed in a rodeo?
28 Do you own a belt buckle?
29 A belt buckle with longhorns on it?
30 Do you identify as a redneck? Sometimes I am but I clean up real well.
31 Do you like to go fishing?
32 Do you like to go hunting? With a camera!
33 Do you know how to line dance?
34 Do you know how to two-step?
35 Have you ever two-stepped with a stranger?
36 Do you know the watermelon crawl?
37 How about a Western promenade?
38 Have you ever climbed a fence? I still do.
39 Have you or anyone you know been in a pageant?
40 Does she think your tractor’s sexy?
41 Did you honeymoon in Gatlinburg?
42 Do you drink sweet tea?
43 Do you know when to hold ‘em?
44 Do you know when to fold ‘em?
45 Do you know when to walk away?
46 Do you know when to run?
47 Do you like men in painted-on jeans?
48 How about girls in tight jeans? That would be me when I was younger.
49 Are you a good ol’ boy who never means to do any harm?
50 Are you making your way the only way you know how? Yup!
51 Does uptown livin’ really get you down? It did!
52 Have you ever swam in a crick? Didn't everybody.
53 Do you know what a crick is? The place we kept the beer raft.
54 Is she always on your mind? He is.
55 Does a rocket scientist not impress you much? Only if he wears jeans.
56 Does Brad Pitt not impress you much?

Y'all will just have to guess the rest

57 OK, what about a fancy car – does that impress you much?
58 Do you think your mother is the greatest woman on earth?
59 Do you still live with her?
60 Do you sing about it?
61 Have you ever been to Dollywood?
62 Do you think Dolly Parton is a national treasure and should be awarded a medal of honor?
63 Does your paycheck depend on the weather and the clock?
64 Is it possible that right now your man is slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp who’s probably getting frisky?
65 Is it possible that right now your man is buying her a fruity little drink because she can’t shoot whiskey?
66 Do you dip?
67 Have you dipped Skoal?
68 Have you dipped Grizzly?
69 Do you chew tobacco?
70 Have you ever drank from a mason jar?
71 How about a jelly jar?
72 Do you go to church even if you aren’t religious?
73 Do you ever tell people that you might’ve been born plain white trash, but fancy is your name?
74 Have you ever had a mullet?
75 Do you have a mullet right now?
76 Do you refer to your mother’s house as mama ‘nem’s?
77 Is there a general store in your home town?
78 Does the Confederate flag appear in your city/state flag?
79 Do you own any clothing bearing the Confederate flag?
80 Do you have friends in low places?