What is your purpose in life? Why were you put on this earth?

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6. Epic Fail! My purpose in life is NOT to colonize a cat island!

They think my purpose is to Colonize a Cat Island!?! I am of the opinion that the authors of this link need to step away from posting anything after smoking that much catnip! They did not even come close to getting what my true purpose in life is!

First off, most islands are surrounded by water and while it is true that cats are often fascinated (or maybe horrified) by creatures that swim in water, swimming is just not their thing. They are insane if they think I would want to go down in history as being the creator of All-Cat-Raz.

As to my purpose in life, my sole reason for existence, the very plan God had for me when he provided me with two hands two feet and a Toyota pick up truck: My job is to chauffeur the Doggie Treat Inspector General, (aka my dog Molly), around from latte stand to latte stand in order test the freshness of the products they pass out to other dogs. Tummy rubs, long walks anywhere and putting (more than enough) food in her bowl at feeding time is also in my contract.

Nopity, they didn't even come close!