23 Hideously Creepy and Inappropriate Children's Toys

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15. Related: a song we used to perform;

Grandpa's Little Helper


What a drag it is getting old
"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry Grandpa say
Grandpa needs something tonight to get him going
And though he's not really ill
There's a little Blue pill
He goes running for the shelter of a Grandpa's little helper
Makes his plumbing work all right, gets him through his busy night


Doctor please, some more of these
At the bedroom door., he took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Girls just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry Grandpa say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can't tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a Grandpa's little helper
And fit helps you through the night, helps to minimize your plight

Doctor please, some more of these
At the bedroom door, he took four more
What a drag it is getting old


"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry Grandpa say
The pursuit of younger girls just seems a bore
And if you take blue pills like that, you will get a heart attack
No more running for the shelter of your Grandpa's little helper
Make your plumbing work all right, get you through your busy night.

(Apologies to Jagger and Richards)