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71. cooking - everything I have ever tried, I suck at it

Sun May 25, 2014, 03:19 AM

May 2014

and do they even make oven mits that go up to your shoulder? I always manage to burn myself when trying to cook. I wasn't really allowed in the kitchen growing up, and have long been used to eating out of a box.

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what seemingly normal skills did you never develop? [View all] fizzgig May 2014 OP

Your two and I'll up the ante with I can't blow a bubble with bubble gum Boomerproud May 2014 #1

i'll let you in on a dirty secret fizzgig May 2014 #3

I can't whistle. TexasTowelie May 2014 #2

i imagine you're quite adept at that fizzgig May 2014 #4

But I brake for bong hits! TexasTowelie May 2014 #7

That was what I was gonna say Tsiyu May 2014 #5

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now that i can do fizzgig May 2014 #9

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i couldn't swim for any real distance fizzgig May 2014 #12

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My first typing teacher was actually missing a finger. cyberswede May 2014 #14

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ha! fizzgig May 2014 #17

ditto TeamPooka May 2014 #36

I attended the Hunting and Peck school whistler162 May 2014 #78

Applying make up, nail polish, dressing up like a girl, fixing up my hair csziggy May 2014 #16

i should have included that fizzgig May 2014 #18

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LOL - I totally forgot about that. cyberswede May 2014 #20

I never have nice nails - they break off and splinter csziggy May 2014 #45

I can't blow up a balloon. LiberalElite May 2014 #64

I have yet to make a decent pancake (and I'm an old lady) HeiressofBickworth May 2014 #21

Same here Populist_Prole May 2014 #24

i'm not so hot at pancakes fizzgig May 2014 #27

Oh hell, where do I begin? Populist_Prole May 2014 #23

i can't run, either fizzgig May 2014 #28

That's alright Populist_Prole May 2014 #31

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i can only spit sometimes fizzgig May 2014 #29

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there's something i haven't thought of in a long time fizzgig May 2014 #50

fixing household items steve2470 May 2014 #33

i can do minor fixes fizzgig May 2014 #51

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i can't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it fizzgig May 2014 #52

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i fail at life quite often fizzgig May 2014 #53

Can't make gravy sarge43 May 2014 #37

try this gravy recipe fizzgig May 2014 #47

Thank you. I will give it a try. It doesn't sound strange at all. sarge43 May 2014 #58

Putting up with gross stupidity. hobbit709 May 2014 #38

i wish i didn't need to be so good at that fizzgig May 2014 #54

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i took me forever to remember which way to flip the blinker when i was learning to drive fizzgig May 2014 #55

my problem, too. cant turn a key the right way on the first try mopinko May 2014 #68

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i dated a guy who rolled his own smokes and i'd spend so much time practicing fizzgig May 2014 #56

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Talking to people alarimer May 2014 #62

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cooking - everything I have ever tried, I suck at it Skittles May 2014 #71

I can't drive. GreenPartyVoter May 2014 #72

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I cannot back up a trailer for shit. dawg May 2014 #77

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