Trees, birds - NOT sacred!1 O.K., here's the deal. [View all]

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Some species of whatever are valued as "quality" - like "wildflowers" are actually WEEDS.

So the word "tree" is automatically 'sposed to be special. Uh, no, there's this weedlike "tree" that grows, fine.

Stay with me here.

So it's well known that birds perch anywhere and everywhere, AND that they POOP. And in their poop are SEEDS.

So, trees grow from the poop where the birds PERCHED, which means, UNDER THE ELECTRICAL WIRES.

So I approached futilely this wingnut old jerk neighbor about letting me trim a branch off his weed tree that was brushing my electrical wire and he refused.

So I hate him but who cares.

Anyway, it is now in my power to CUT THE ENTIRE TREE DOWN.

Now, THINK about it, YOU who are judging me. Not every tree is sacred. Just because a bird perched and took a shit UNDER MY WIRE doesn't mean I should TAKE IT.