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20. I was in love with a girl who was a Quaker

Mon Jul 7, 2014, 12:00 PM

Jul 2014

She'd order oatmeal everywhere I'd take her
Although she wasn't fat
I couldn't stand that hat
I was in love with a girl who was a quaker.

I was in love with a girl who was a Mormon
At dinner time her family'd would come swarmin'
She was married to a guy named Earl...
but so were five other girls....
I was in love with a girl who was a Mormon.

Through Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims too
That one weird girl who did Voodoo
Girls who handled snakes, spoke in tongues...
lived in compounds full of guns.....

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Electric Amish;

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Are there any popular songs about lousy sex? Or about a disappointing lover? [View all] Quantess Jul 2014 OP

By "popular" do you mean commercially successful? Orrex Jul 2014 #1

Lily Allen- Not Fair demmiblue Jul 2014 #2

That was the first one that came to mind for me. Chan790 Jul 2014 #21

Please, Please me... PoliticAverse Jul 2014 #3

How many times in the movies/TV/popular fiction do you hear about lousy sex? raccoon Jul 2014 #4

This just occurred to me! Quantess Jul 2014 #8

There are a few... Orrex Jul 2014 #12

Carole King's "You're So Vain"???? dixiegrrrrl Jul 2014 #5

Or Carly Simon's song by the same name? Orrex Jul 2014 #6

LOl!!!! dixiegrrrrl Jul 2014 #13

"Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover" may not be specifically about a disappointing lover DFW Jul 2014 #7

Gold Dust Woman antiquie Jul 2014 #9

I have heard this song is actually about cocaine. Quantess Jul 2014 #37

According to Stevie Nicks, maybe both... antiquie Jul 2014 #40

This was popular back in the day. mulsh Jul 2014 #10

hehe hibbing Jul 2014 #46

"Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia up in my bedroom. panader0 Jul 2014 #11

Not boring, just tired: Life in the Fast Lane antiquie Jul 2014 #14

Satin sheets to lie on, satin pillows to cry on... Tanuki Jul 2014 #15

From the Cure's "Shiver and Shake": Coventina Jul 2014 #16

Short "Short" Man by 20 Fingers/Gillette dr.strangelove Jul 2014 #17

Just listen to any of Taylor Swift's songs... Tom_Foolery Jul 2014 #18

from her whiny songs Skittles Jul 2014 #26

Ain't that the truth... Tom_Foolery Jul 2014 #31

Bad Romance In_The_Wind Jul 2014 #19

Powerful Women's Suffrage video. antiquie Jul 2014 #41

I was in love with a girl who was a Quaker A HERETIC I AM Jul 2014 #20

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away? - Dan Hicks and his Hot licks Brother Buzz Jul 2014 #22

This 80s song "Brand New Lover" popped into my head: Arugula Latte Jul 2014 #23

You Suck - by Consolidated. Coventina Jul 2014 #24

Wow. blue neen Jul 2014 #45

Kinda the ultimate girl power song, huh? Coventina Jul 2014 #50

Peggy Lee, Is that all there is....? Grey Jul 2014 #25

Try this... lame54 Jul 2014 #27

Norwegian Wood? Iggo Jul 2014 #28

What I heard, is that Norwegian Wood Quantess Jul 2014 #35

I always thought it was trippy he burns her house down at the end. Iggo Jul 2014 #43

The Supernaturals - "Lazy Lover" LeftOfSelf-Centered Jul 2014 #29

The very end of Vanity 6's 'Nasty Girl' wyldwolf Jul 2014 #30

Band of Gold blogslut Jul 2014 #32

She sure shakes that dress! Quantess Jul 2014 #33

Oh, it's more than that blogslut Jul 2014 #34

Hmmm... I better take another listen! Quantess Jul 2014 #36

Ramones tune Populist_Prole Jul 2014 #38

The Dead Kennedys have an epic little diddy about being too drunk to perform in bed. herding cats Jul 2014 #39

Here's the video that I also thought of first! kentauros Jul 2014 #47

You Know I'm No Good (Amy Winehouse) n/t cloudbase Jul 2014 #42

J. Geils Band, "Love Stinks" Archae Jul 2014 #44

Even though it was in the other thread too, NIN "Closer." cemaphonic Jul 2014 #48

Agreed Coventina Jul 2014 #51

Sam Kinison: "You F*cking Whore, you left me NSFW Submariner Jul 2014 #49

Only every country song ever written. Brigid Jul 2014 #52