Absolute worst song of all time, in your opinion only, of course

[SeattleVet]

58. Their parents are the ones that put them up to it!

The dad's mother was a religious nut who had a 'vision' that his 3 daughters would have a band and be stars, so daddy dearest decided to make her dream come true. He pulled them from school, and they had almost zero exposure to popular culture... like music, for instance.

Rolling Stone described them as "...sounding like lobotomized Trapp Family singers."

Their Wikipedia entry is a gem...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggs

...
"On the topic of the album, Cub Koda wrote, "There's an innocence to these songs and their performances that's both charming and unsettling. Hacked-at drumbeats, whacked-around chords, songs that seem to have little or no meter to them ... being played on out-of-tune, pawn-shop-quality guitars all converge, creating dissonance and beauty, chaos and tranquility, causing any listener coming to this music to rearrange any pre-existing notions about the relationships between talent, originality, and ability. There is no album you might own that sounds remotely like this one."

(That's putting it mildly.)