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sakabatou

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Sat Mar 3, 2012, 02:28 AM

Mar 2012

Argon walks into a bar. The barman tells him to get the hell out. Argon doesn't react.

I wanted to tell people jokes about nitric oxide, but they kept saying, "NO!"

What did the element say to the police? "I CU, copper."

AU, want some gold?

A neutron wants to pay his tab. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

What pest does chemists hate most? Mohls.

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