PRESS RELEASE: The ShineyHiney - "The future of rear-end personal hygiene" (I kid you Not) [View all]

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From fellow liquidator (Ernie Peia - owner of CSS and other projects), who isn't busy enough with his orders from major chains and purchasing efforts worldwide; comes the brand new innovate product

THE SHINEY HINEY!

Yes, you too folks, in your battles against Sheryl Crow's cheeky (so hit me in my punnies) suggestions that we all only use "1 sheet" (Holly - chit) and for all those times being stuck/ stranded at the toilet bowl and/or restrooms gone paper dry (Mc'D's - rest areas - your frat friends house pranking);

you too - can now go butt nakedly satisfied that your stink and plink is shined away!

Introducy - The SHINEY HINEY! -



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As today's PRESS RELEASE (here) states;

“Now that My Shiney Hiney® is available, we are excited to bring the future of rear-end personal hygiene to consumers and becoming a household name,” says Ernie Peia, CEO of My Shiney Hiney® LLC

It goes on further to say.....

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My Shiney Hiney® delivers a fresh, modern design for the at-home personal hygiene brush and cleansing system exclusively created to clean and condition buttocks worldwide.

“Rear-ends have long been neglected by traditional cleansing products. There are specialty brushes, soaps and moisturizers for the hair, feet and even face, but nothing for one of the most needed intimate personal place on the body…until now,” says Ernie Peia, CEO of My Shiney Hiney® LLC. “Now that My Shiney Hiney® is available, we are excited to bring the future of rear-end personal hygiene to consumers and becoming a household name.”

The My Shiney Hiney® innovative products that are now available includes:

The My Shiney Hiney® Brush Set that comes with applicator brush, three medium bristle replaceable brush heads, a suction cup shower holder and the finger brush for an even more intimate cleanse. Available in four colors and a selection between two different bristle options.

My Shiney Hiney® Cleansing Creams come in three unique scents: Lemon Verbena, Citrus Ginger and Passion Fruit. By delivering an enriched cleansing experience, My Shiney Hiney® Cleansing Creams leave skin with a long lasting, fresh smelling rear-end.

My Shiney Hiney® Skin Whitening Cream final step to this comprehensive cleansing system. Blended with enhanced ingredients, My Shiney Hiney© Whitening Cream can be applied to fade and whiten dark skin for a more even complexion, all while conditioning and soothing the skin for a moisturized and calming effect.

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As a more humorous (hypothetical) scenario ah derriere ---

A customer said that it was a wonderful feeling; knowing that her derriere was as clean as fresh air. As she went on to describe her thoughts of being bristly clean and the thoughts of the sheen; she said

but{t}....

In reply - "I know what I mean when I say "but{t}" - ba but what do you mean when you say but{t}?

I'm just sayin.......