What's the funniest joke you know?

[nadine_mn]

26. Here's mine

an older gentleman is vacationing on a nudist beach. He is laying on his back enjoying the sun when a little girl approaches him, points to his naked private parts and asks "what's that?"

The man looks around for the little girl's mother, and not seeing her, isn't sure what to say so he tells the girl "ummmm...that's my pet bird"

The answer seemed to satisfy the girl, so she started playing in the sand and the man drifted to sleep.

When he wakes up, he is in the hospital and in excruciating pain. He looks around and asks "where am I? What happened?". A nurse tells him he is in the hospital and before she can tell him why, the little girl comes by his bed and says "I'll tell ya what happened, Mister. While you were sleeping I wanted to play with your pet birdie, but after I started petting it, it spit at me so I broke its neck, crushed its eggs and set its nest on fire"!