The DU Lounge

eridani

(51,907 posts)

29. But then there was the Canadian bus driver

Mon Mar 5, 2012, 07:25 AM

Mar 2012

When the little old lady gets on the bus and holles about her aspurns, the Canadian bus driver sez, "Well, maybe you left them back at the pharmacy, eh?"

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

80 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

What's the funniest joke you know? [View all] crimsonblue Mar 2012 OP

What do you get from kissing a sick bird? chknltl Mar 2012 #1

Wouldn't you get... UrbScotty Mar 2012 #16

What's the difference between Rush Limpdog and the Hindenburg? Rambis Mar 2012 #44

That joke should be ill egal begin_within Mar 2012 #66

Alright. sakabatou Mar 2012 #2

What did the string theorist say when his wife found him in bed with another woman? nuxvomica Mar 2012 #10

Bwahahahahah!!!111 jpak Mar 2012 #12

What? The one I learned when when I was seven pokerfan Mar 2012 #3

But then there was the Canadian bus driver eridani Mar 2012 #29

Faster fadedrose Mar 2012 #77

I die everytime I read this Bladian Mar 2012 #4

Q. Do you like fish sticks? TexasTowelie Mar 2012 #5

"Do you like fish sticks?" KamaAina Mar 2012 #47

This one is hard to convey in print: Orrex Mar 2012 #6

I got a note sent home in 10th grade for... Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #7

How did you find out? saras Mar 2012 #13

? i had to bring a note home to be signed. found out when the teacher kept me after class and gave Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #27

How did you find out what color Smurf cum was? It's supposed to be really hard to get them to cum. saras Mar 2012 #56

i was just reporting what i was told. Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #59

Who told you, and how did they know? Someone somewhere must have first-hand experience, so to speak. saras Mar 2012 #61

it was azrael Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #64

What's purple and commutes? eridani Mar 2012 #30

had to look that one up. Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #60

Q. What's 664? Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #8

*snort!* nolabear Mar 2012 #19

A conservative, moderate, and a liberal walk into a bar. bif Mar 2012 #9

Actually, the barkeep should say KamaAina Mar 2012 #48

Ever hear about the 2 drunks in a fifth story Bar? Justice wanted Mar 2012 #11

Wanna hear a one-word lawyer joke? saras Mar 2012 #14

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. rug Mar 2012 #15

Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Mendocino Mar 2012 #17

That's funny! n/t RiffRandell Mar 2012 #23

What's green and smells like pork? NightWatcher Mar 2012 #18

That one doesn't make any sense. mysuzuki2 Mar 2012 #24

They don't? Crazy! saras Mar 2012 #62

Nope. The Class Amphibia reproduces like fish through external fertilization. mysuzuki2 Mar 2012 #63

I don't think that particular frog sees anything to envy in mammals, human or otherwise saras Mar 2012 #72

I'm sure he is well satisfied with his reproductive activities. mysuzuki2 Mar 2012 #73

No way I can tell it here! OffWithTheirHeads Mar 2012 #20

Herman Cain RFKHumphreyObama Mar 2012 #21

Ok it's a tad dirty haha. RiffRandell Mar 2012 #22

ROFL geardaddy Mar 2012 #42

I'm glad you did. RiffRandell Mar 2012 #43

joke Special Prosciuto Mar 2012 #25

Here's mine nadine_mn Mar 2012 #26

Mickey Mouse in divorce court OxQQme Mar 2012 #28

So a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything" Motown_Johnny Mar 2012 #31

Not so funny to the Dali Lama..... PassingFair Mar 2012 #34

Something lost in the translation there Motown_Johnny Mar 2012 #35

And hands the vendor a $20 bill HERVEPA Mar 2012 #37

lolz! Whisp Mar 2012 #41

Favoritest engineer and scientist joke eridani Mar 2012 #32

A guy in a padded cell keeps demanding retread Mar 2012 #33

Post removed Post removed Mar 2012 #36

This is offensive on many levels. Ptah Mar 2012 #38

and devoid of humor. unapatriciated Mar 2012 #39

Sorry guys Sentath Mar 2012 #46

it amazes me that he is asked politely to remove that and Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2012 #75

I took a viagra last night that got stuck in my throat and onethatcares Mar 2012 #40

Jesus is on the cross. geardaddy Mar 2012 #45

What happens when Rick Santorum takes Viagra? KamaAina Mar 2012 #49

So Defense Secretary Panetta is giving the President his daily briefing... KamaAina Mar 2012 #50

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? cyberswede Mar 2012 #51

The Monkey Joke SecularMotion Mar 2012 #52

From "All in the Family" as told by Archie (paraphrased) liberaltrucker Mar 2012 #53

My dog has no nose. Ikonoklast Mar 2012 #54

Poor Monkey,,,, benld74 Mar 2012 #55

I've heard that one. geardaddy Mar 2012 #71

Definitely NSFW ButterflyBlood Mar 2012 #57

Here's one: Initech Mar 2012 #58

Ugh, okay. Two. GeorgeHayduke Mar 2012 #65

This is from Bill Hicks......Best Pun EVER fNord Mar 2012 #67

Post 36 was a Bill Hicks, too gratuitous Mar 2012 #74

A man walks into a bar in Florida Iwillnevergiveup Mar 2012 #68

My good jokes get deleted as too un-PC Crabby Appleton Mar 2012 #69

heard this one 30 years ago on the Bernie (?) Hill Show mrmpa Mar 2012 #70

There are three kinds of people in this world. kwassa Mar 2012 #76

... ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 #78

This message was self-deleted by its author ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 #79

Two guys walked into a bar... ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 #80