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What's the funniest joke you know? [View all] crimsonblue Mar 2012 OP

What do you get from kissing a sick bird? chknltl Mar 2012 #1

Wouldn't you get... UrbScotty Mar 2012 #16

What's the difference between Rush Limpdog and the Hindenburg? Rambis Mar 2012 #44

That joke should be ill egal begin_within Mar 2012 #66

Alright. sakabatou Mar 2012 #2

What did the string theorist say when his wife found him in bed with another woman? nuxvomica Mar 2012 #10

Bwahahahahah!!!111 jpak Mar 2012 #12

What? The one I learned when when I was seven pokerfan Mar 2012 #3

But then there was the Canadian bus driver eridani Mar 2012 #29

Faster fadedrose Mar 2012 #77

I die everytime I read this Bladian Mar 2012 #4

Q. Do you like fish sticks? TexasTowelie Mar 2012 #5

"Do you like fish sticks?" KamaAina Mar 2012 #47

This one is hard to convey in print: Orrex Mar 2012 #6

I got a note sent home in 10th grade for... Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #7

How did you find out? saras Mar 2012 #13

? i had to bring a note home to be signed. found out when the teacher kept me after class and gave Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #27

How did you find out what color Smurf cum was? It's supposed to be really hard to get them to cum. saras Mar 2012 #56

i was just reporting what i was told. Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #59

Who told you, and how did they know? Someone somewhere must have first-hand experience, so to speak. saras Mar 2012 #61

it was azrael Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #64

What's purple and commutes? eridani Mar 2012 #30

had to look that one up. Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #60

Q. What's 664? Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #8

*snort!* nolabear Mar 2012 #19

A conservative, moderate, and a liberal walk into a bar. bif Mar 2012 #9

Actually, the barkeep should say KamaAina Mar 2012 #48

Ever hear about the 2 drunks in a fifth story Bar? Justice wanted Mar 2012 #11

Wanna hear a one-word lawyer joke? saras Mar 2012 #14

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. rug Mar 2012 #15

Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Mendocino Mar 2012 #17

That's funny! n/t RiffRandell Mar 2012 #23

What's green and smells like pork? NightWatcher Mar 2012 #18

That one doesn't make any sense. mysuzuki2 Mar 2012 #24

They don't? Crazy! saras Mar 2012 #62

Nope. The Class Amphibia reproduces like fish through external fertilization. mysuzuki2 Mar 2012 #63

I don't think that particular frog sees anything to envy in mammals, human or otherwise saras Mar 2012 #72

I'm sure he is well satisfied with his reproductive activities. mysuzuki2 Mar 2012 #73

No way I can tell it here! OffWithTheirHeads Mar 2012 #20

Herman Cain RFKHumphreyObama Mar 2012 #21

Ok it's a tad dirty haha. RiffRandell Mar 2012 #22

ROFL geardaddy Mar 2012 #42

I'm glad you did. RiffRandell Mar 2012 #43

joke Special Prosciuto Mar 2012 #25

Here's mine nadine_mn Mar 2012 #26

Mickey Mouse in divorce court OxQQme Mar 2012 #28

So a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything" Motown_Johnny Mar 2012 #31

Not so funny to the Dali Lama..... PassingFair Mar 2012 #34

Something lost in the translation there Motown_Johnny Mar 2012 #35

And hands the vendor a $20 bill HERVEPA Mar 2012 #37

lolz! Whisp Mar 2012 #41

Favoritest engineer and scientist joke eridani Mar 2012 #32

A guy in a padded cell keeps demanding retread Mar 2012 #33

Post removed Post removed Mar 2012 #36

This is offensive on many levels. Ptah Mar 2012 #38

and devoid of humor. unapatriciated Mar 2012 #39

Sorry guys Sentath Mar 2012 #46

it amazes me that he is asked politely to remove that and Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2012 #75

I took a viagra last night that got stuck in my throat and onethatcares Mar 2012 #40

Jesus is on the cross. geardaddy Mar 2012 #45

What happens when Rick Santorum takes Viagra? KamaAina Mar 2012 #49

So Defense Secretary Panetta is giving the President his daily briefing... KamaAina Mar 2012 #50

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? cyberswede Mar 2012 #51

The Monkey Joke SecularMotion Mar 2012 #52

From "All in the Family" as told by Archie (paraphrased) liberaltrucker Mar 2012 #53

My dog has no nose. Ikonoklast Mar 2012 #54

Poor Monkey,,,, benld74 Mar 2012 #55

I've heard that one. geardaddy Mar 2012 #71

Definitely NSFW ButterflyBlood Mar 2012 #57

Here's one: Initech Mar 2012 #58

Ugh, okay. Two. GeorgeHayduke Mar 2012 #65

This is from Bill Hicks......Best Pun EVER fNord Mar 2012 #67

Post 36 was a Bill Hicks, too gratuitous Mar 2012 #74

A man walks into a bar in Florida Iwillnevergiveup Mar 2012 #68

My good jokes get deleted as too un-PC Crabby Appleton Mar 2012 #69

heard this one 30 years ago on the Bernie (?) Hill Show mrmpa Mar 2012 #70

There are three kinds of people in this world. kwassa Mar 2012 #76

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This message was self-deleted by its author ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 #79

Two guys walked into a bar... ScreamingMeemie Mar 2012 #80