What's the funniest joke you know?

[Iwillnevergiveup]

68. A man walks into a bar in Florida

with his precious little Pomeranian on a leash. He ties him to a barstool, takes a seat and orders a drink. Soon another man enters with a big ugly yellow dog, ties him to a barstool nearby, takes a seat and orders his drink. In just a few seconds, the big ugly yellow dog moves over to the Pomeranian and gulps him down in one huge bite, leaving nothing but the leash.

The little fellow's owner is appalled and starts screaming at the man, "Did you see that? Your dog just ATE mine. What the hell kind of dog is that, anyway?"

The big ugly yellow dog's owner takes a sip of his drink, turns to the distraught man and says, "Well, before I cut off his tail and painted him yellow, he was a crocodile."