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A HERETIC I AM

(24,876 posts)
Sat Mar 7, 2015, 10:12 AM Mar 2015

So...I buried a bunch of beer in the pile of snow outside my hotel room. [View all]

Poll Question;

Should I drink them all now, or leave one or two to be found by a lucky someone as the pile melts in the coming days?

No, it isn't special, snooty nosed craft microfuckingpretentious beer.

It is common, run of the mill truck driver beer. The kind you buy when you want a McDonalds Hamburger in the shape of a beer can.


8 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
Mr. Heretic, you are such a kind and generous sort, and you should gather those run of the mill beers and bring them promptly to my place.
1 (13%)
Mr. Heretic, you are such a kind and generous sort, you should leave one or two of them as a special treat for a lucky future hotel guest.
2 (25%)
Mr. Heretic, you are a complete scumbelly for not spending a mere buck fifty more for a decent brew, you cheap fuck.
1 (13%)
Mr. Heretic, you are a horrible scourge on the ecosystem, taking advantage of a pile of dirty, plow pushed snow in order to do your dirty work of cooling your beer. And at this hour of the morning?!? What are you? A maniac?
1 (13%)
Leave a couple, nitwit.
0 (0%)
Drink them, dumbass.
3 (38%)
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Drink them all Optical.Catalyst Mar 2015 #1
Done for the day. Good advice. A HERETIC I AM Mar 2015 #2
Hey... motel maids need beer, too! Rhythm Mar 2015 #3
LOL A HERETIC I AM Mar 2015 #4
I m absolutely THRILLED the majority of the votes so far.... A HERETIC I AM Mar 2015 #5
And BTW, Whoever voted for me to bring them over..... A HERETIC I AM Mar 2015 #6
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