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Lasher

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28. You sure do tell a funny story!

Sat Mar 10, 2012, 04:38 PM

Mar 2012

I can visualize Ms. Deer standing there cornered, enduring classic favorites like "What's your sign?" and "If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?" "Help me look", ha ha ha!

It would be a shame if Ms. Deer started going to your graphic designer competition, in order to avoid Mr. Crotch Rocket. I wonder if you and Ms. Deer have discussed Mr. CR while nobody else is there. I'll bet that would be good for a laugh or two.

Thanks for my favorite thread this week.

Lasher

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Ew. Men, please take note. Women, don't puke. [View all] Wait Wut Mar 2012 OP

Could be worse-- he could ride it up to the counter. MiddleFingerMom Mar 2012 #1

Mid - life crisis ain't pretty Mopar151 Mar 2012 #2

Some of us are just livin' our dream. trof Mar 2012 #3

That's what was even more annoying. Wait Wut Mar 2012 #13

People deal with mid-life crisis' differently siligut Mar 2012 #4

"Zed's dead, Baby. Zed's dead." nolabear Mar 2012 #5

Well played. Heh. n/t Moondog Mar 2012 #6

HAHAHA! Wait Wut Mar 2012 #14

He probably tales those "manly men" style ads seriously. Initech Mar 2012 #7

My dear Wait Wut! CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2012 #8

My dear CaliforniaPeggy! MiddleFingerMom Mar 2012 #10

Ah, thank you, my dear MiddleFingerMom! CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2012 #11

Crotch rockets are what you ride when you can't afford a Harley. Lasher Mar 2012 #23

I'd rather push a Honda..... rppper Mar 2012 #29

Hey, now! Wait Wut Mar 2012 #37

Having lived in a city with two bike events yearly.. rppper Mar 2012 #50

Nah. Wait Wut Mar 2012 #34

I agree. Lasher Mar 2012 #47

Thank you, darlin'! Wait Wut Mar 2012 #15

What part of that encounter didn't totally enchant you? Xipe Totec Mar 2012 #9

Oh shit. Wait Wut Mar 2012 #16

Love your sigline Xipe Totec Mar 2012 #19

Take pity. Small Penis Syndrome is a terrible disease. Scuba Mar 2012 #12

Okay. Wait Wut Mar 2012 #17

Eww. Sorry, but it sounds like he has all the classic symptoms. Scuba Mar 2012 #18

Take note of what? flvegan Mar 2012 #20

Way back in the days OxQQme Mar 2012 #21

All of the above. Wait Wut Mar 2012 #26

But I actually look and feel like I'm 25 still. Chan790 Mar 2012 #51

You shouldn't be in a customer service job if you can't imagine that EVERY customer is as valuable cherokeeprogressive Mar 2012 #22

Bad day, sweetie? Wait Wut Mar 2012 #25

Post removed Post removed Mar 2012 #30

This message was self-deleted by its author Wait Wut Mar 2012 #33

Since the other post was hidden... Wait Wut Mar 2012 #42

"...like she was being chased by wolves." Lasher Mar 2012 #24

At least she escaped. Wait Wut Mar 2012 #27

You sure do tell a funny story! Lasher Mar 2012 #28

Favorite thread? Wait Wut Mar 2012 #36

Laughter is good medicine. Lasher Mar 2012 #39

In that case... Wait Wut Mar 2012 #41

"Men, you're sexy" - I'm taking this to mean ALL, so I'm off to a mirror epiphany, thanks!1 n/t UTUSN Mar 2012 #31

LOL! Wait Wut Mar 2012 #43

Just noticed your sig line - " 'NIETZSCHE will be an asshole' - PLATO" - LOL back at you!1 n/t UTUSN Mar 2012 #44

Obviously, this has nothing to do with his being born a man (we presume). It is everyone - RadiationTherapy Mar 2012 #32

Yes, I should have put that in there. Wait Wut Mar 2012 #35

No problem. I used to think I, and a few others, "didn't care" about image RadiationTherapy Mar 2012 #40

Also women don't "Fart" they "Putt" Giantsfootball10 Mar 2012 #38

He's obviously compensating for something! Odin2005 Mar 2012 #45

On the other hand, women like that are HOT! hunter Mar 2012 #46

Damn. Wait Wut Mar 2012 #48

I don't get what the BFD is... demmiblue Mar 2012 #49