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BlancheSplanchnik

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26. I don't know if this is Ninja, but I had two kittoons who would

Sun Mar 11, 2012, 11:19 AM

Mar 2012

suddenly, for no reason, RACE through the house, up to the bedroom, into the bathroom, jump in the toilet, jump out again, (first Snickers, the alpha sister, then Shmoo, the beta sister---or as I called them, the alcoholic and the codependent), and then RACE back out and down the stairs again.

I started keeping the lid closed after a while. Then they started doing it just as I lifted the lid to go pee!!

I ended up with my pants on the floor and a wet butt.

They RACED back out, and I thought I heard

SNICKERS: Pants on the floor? Wet butt? Our job here is done!
SHMOO: Yeah! That's right, Boss!

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Your Sunday LOLcats (dial-up warning) Quite Tso Edition [View all] SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 OP

Just for you, SalmonChantedEvening! Behind the Aegis Mar 2012 #1

AWW! Thank you BtA!! :D SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #4

Self delete, wrong place. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #12

And here all this time FloridaJudy Mar 2012 #2

LOL nah him wuz brave warryor!! :P SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #5

Thanks for posting this.. kimsterdemster Mar 2012 #3

Glad you and the better half enjoyed them, kimsterdemster! SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #6

What the HELL is that white critter hovering over the snow? HopeHoops Mar 2012 #7

A white mink. :) SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #8

MINK BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2012 #24

It's Jimmy Dusplanchnik! :) SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #29

It's a ferocious attack ferret Amaril Mar 2012 #9

Okay, it looks more like a mink than a ferret, but I've never seen anything like that. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #17

Excellent as always, SCE! Amaril Mar 2012 #10

My pleasure as always, Amaril! :) SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #11

Ramen.... dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #13

And Ramen. ;) SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #15

Poifect! graywarrior Mar 2012 #14

Happee Sundaze Lady Gray! SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #16

The alienz Cattle Dogs! yankeepants Mar 2012 #18

You're very welcome, yankeepants! SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #20

Eating nails is nuffing for dis kitteh lunatica Mar 2012 #19

I neber bees mean to dat tuffty!! ;) SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #21

Owning both a dog and a cat Iwillnevergiveup Mar 2012 #22

You're very welcome, Iwillnevergiveup! SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #30

Send the ninja kittehs to me. MountainLaurel Mar 2012 #23

I don't know if this is Ninja, but I had two kittoons who would BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2012 #26

A ninja circus act! Cool! :D SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #31

The dogs will bark MountainLaurel Mar 2012 #34

The first is my favorite... Phentex Mar 2012 #25

My pleasure, Phentex! :) SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #32

Happy Sunday, SCE! kiva Mar 2012 #27

Happy Sunday, Kiva! SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #33

Faves: nuxvomica Mar 2012 #28

Happy Sunday, Nux!! :D SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #35

BTW, the guy in the next cubicle loved "I beg your pardon, good sir" nuxvomica Mar 2012 #61

I like the first one best. murielm99 Mar 2012 #36

I'm so sorry, muriel. *hugs* SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #37

Quite. tso. indeed, C3PO Tuesday Afternoon Mar 2012 #38

You're very welcome, TA! :D SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #41

I laughed and I cried. OnyxCollie Mar 2012 #39

*kleenex* :) SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #42

I am General Tso.... zanana1 Mar 2012 #40

And look happy as can be while doing it. :) SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #44

That plotting Calico on the windowsill is beautiful annabanana Mar 2012 #43

You're very welcome, annabanana! SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #45

love your animals trueblue2007 Mar 2012 #46

Thanks, trueblue2007! SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #52

Wite Ferrit! Blak Taletip! blogslut Mar 2012 #47

Unfarez wid teh cyuteness! :) SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #53

you've outdone, yourself, SCE! blondie58 Mar 2012 #48

You do the same, blondie58! SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #54

Better late than never....we had a gorgeous day Curmudgeoness Mar 2012 #49

Glad you enjoyed such a beautiful day, Curmudgeoness!! SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #55

I love you, really! Tripod Mar 2012 #50

You're more than welcome, Tripod. :) SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #56

#3 = Sandra Fluke's cat! Mopar151 Mar 2012 #51

You're very welcome, Mopar151! SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #57

I like the bloodhound. Thanks Salmon. applegrove Mar 2012 #58

You're welcome, applegrove! Have a great week! SalmonChantedEvening Mar 2012 #59

thanks, i really need that. shireen Mar 2012 #60