Ok.... here is a "Clarice is a dumb ass" story..........

[ProfessorGAC]

18. Story About That

When i was in Brazil the first time, they had a habanero sauce at the little cafeteria in the plant i was at. Our host told us to be "really careful" with it.

He said the people who make the sauce "back there" (meaning the kitchen) wear gloves, but not for sanitation reasons. He said nearly everyone back there got the pepper juice on the back of their hands and it raised welts.

I took the tip of the serving spoon, added that to a whole bowl of their version of jumbalaya, and boy was it flame on.

But he guaranteed me that he saw the welts with his own eyes.