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A HERETIC I AM

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6. I have said (well, not in a way anyone would notice) that if men got pregnant....

Reply to dixiegrrrrl (Reply #3)

Fri May 29, 2015, 07:43 PM

May 2015

Not only would abortion be legal, it would be mandatory in some cases and the waiting rooms of the clinics would be cocktail lounges.

Mandatory, how? you might ask....

In some way, I'm sure. Men are dicks enough to women as it is. Imagine if they could be dicks to one another over abortion.

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If men had periods, tampon ads would be f*cking badass. [View all] azurnoir May 2015 OP

If men had periods, 1.25 billion of them wouldn't have a toilet either Taitertots May 2015 #1

"If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament" dixiegrrrrl May 2015 #3

Ok, I'm not really sure how that is relevent to the human crisis created by unsanitary conditions Taitertots May 2015 #4

I have said (well, not in a way anyone would notice) that if men got pregnant.... A HERETIC I AM May 2015 #6

We'd never run out of manpons because we'd carry them on bandoliers NightWatcher May 2015 #2

Can you imagine all the PMS (penis menstration syndrom) related one-liners in action movies? Taitertots May 2015 #5

"I got killer cramps and a 45. Make my day, punk!" sarge43 May 2015 #8

This made me spill my drink! Tipperary May 2015 #7

Oh yeah, progressoid May 2015 #9

Funny! Tipperary May 2015 #11

Companies would be mandated by law to.. Laffy Kat May 2015 #10