Do you have a tag?

[BlueJazz]

5. *EGREGIOUS* I know what that means. "An outgoing personality" No...that's extrovert.

Actually, not a good day. Was going to paint kitchen. Picked up new gallon of paint while standing in center of kitchen.
Thought "better shake it...been sitting around for a month" I shook it. Shook it hard enough to mix the paint and made sure it flew out of my hands. Hit floor. I watched the top come off. I'm serious, it was like when people say "your whole life flashes in front of you". I handled it quite well. Only took me 7 hours to make the kitchen appear the same as it was 6 seconds before I picked up the paint. Thanks for listening. Really.