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sarge43

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78. For the kick: A country moment and local color

Tue Jul 21, 2015, 09:10 AM

Jul 2015

A mourning dove was doing his thing right outside our kitchen door. "Oh dear, dear, dear, dear...", wash, rinse, repeat, ad nauseam.

Hubby finally shouts out the door, "Would somebody get that fucking bird laid!"

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graywarriors and meegbears thread that will never die [View all] graywarrior Jul 2015 OP

*wonders where meegbear is!* nt steve2470 Jul 2015 #1

I'm right here! meegbear Jul 2015 #4

But not right in the head. graywarrior Jul 2015 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author meegbear Jul 2015 #10

Hehe.... geardaddy Jul 2015 #2

Release the Duck! Xipe Totec Jul 2015 #3

Never! graywarrior Jul 2015 #5

---> Petrushka Jul 2015 #108

Good fucking grief! graywarrior Jul 2015 #110

!! Petrushka Jul 2015 #111

Ewwww. graywarrior Jul 2015 #113

= Petrushka Jul 2015 #118

Yep, she was that goofy. graywarrior Jul 2015 #119

Why graywarrior hates ducks... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #134

Yikes! LOL! nt Xipe Totec Jul 2015 #138

Oh Wow! annabanana Jul 2015 #7

It will take until this thread is a mile long graywarrior Jul 2015 #8

lol . . . . probably . . .n/t annabanana Jul 2015 #9

Here's the link Paulie Jul 2015 #27

I am bullish on Kudzu. It's going places! meegbear Jul 2015 #11

Inaccurate map rosesaylavee Jul 2015 #14

Look at that tiny little bit in Oregon. Wonder how that got there... Stardust Jul 2015 #30

Locking. Dr. Strange Jul 2015 #12

Fucking heeeelarious! graywarrior Jul 2015 #17

Nice post, Romo! madinmaryland Jul 2015 #67

I said LOCKING!!!! Dr. Strange Jul 2015 #69

Oh... and Rush the band still sucks!! madinmaryland Jul 2015 #70

Yeah... Dr. Strange Jul 2015 #71

Shit! I had forgotten you were a Nickelback Groupie!! Wait til Chuggo hears about that!! madinmaryland Jul 2015 #72

I'm heading out the door to HappyMe Jul 2015 #13

I'm on the way there ... In_The_Wind Jul 2015 #15

Okay. HappyMe Jul 2015 #16

Ha! I'm making fried chicken with crushed corn flakes breading! trof Jul 2015 #20

I made fried duck. graywarrior Jul 2015 #22

I have a nice new potted plant. HappyMe Jul 2015 #65

fried chicken trueblue2007 Aug 2015 #216

if I'm not there in ten minutes start without me olddots Jul 2015 #68

I hope they play Laura Branigan music there. Arugula Latte Jul 2015 #86

Oh hell no! HappyMe Jul 2015 #88

kick! tenderfoot Jul 2015 #18

Never, say never. taterguy Jul 2015 #19

LOVE that song! graywarrior Jul 2015 #23

must say, I've always had a soft spot in my heart for that tune...nt uriel1972 Jul 2015 #38

HOLEE SHIT! A nostalgia thread! WooHoo! trof Jul 2015 #21

Are you 80 already? graywarrior Jul 2015 #24

Oh hell no. Less than half that. I'll be 39 in August. trof Jul 2015 #25

I never made it past 12 graywarrior Jul 2015 #26

LOL!! meegbear Jul 2015 #42

I did my part on the old one Paulie Jul 2015 #28

Here's the link... Fearless Jul 2015 #144

Harrumph, harrumph. nt MrScorpio Jul 2015 #29

You've got a long way to go kentauros Jul 2015 #31

That's what the nuns said to me in elementary school...lol graywarrior Jul 2015 #32

Meta debate in the style of DU GD sarge43 Jul 2015 #33

OMFG!!!!!!!!! graywarrior Jul 2015 #34

Just for you, Gray sarge43 Jul 2015 #35

Too freaking real! graywarrior Jul 2015 #36

It does capture the ambiance n/t sarge43 Jul 2015 #37

Definitely! graywarrior Jul 2015 #39

I guess I don't know GD well enough to name them. kentauros Jul 2015 #40

That was funny! Enthusiast Jul 2015 #48

Happy birthday to my Mom shenmue Jul 2015 #41

Happy Birthday, shenmue's mom! graywarrior Jul 2015 #43

Thank you shenmue Jul 2015 #44

! graywarrior Jul 2015 #49

... fizzgig Jul 2015 #45

NARWHALS! FUCK YEAH! Iggo Jul 2015 #46

I DONT KNOW HOW THEY DO IT Dr. Strange Jul 2015 #50

Walt Starr bikebloke Jul 2015 #47

You've achieved the "View all" mark! kentauros Jul 2015 #51

I've got 10 minutes to get to the gym and you had to go and post this! graywarrior Jul 2015 #52

I HAD to share it! kentauros Jul 2015 #56

Of course you did....rebel rouser. graywarrior Jul 2015 #81

Hamsters aren't the only fur bearing creatures who like spinny things sarge43 Jul 2015 #53

D'oh! graywarrior Jul 2015 #54

Kudzu - it's going places! GoneOffShore Jul 2015 #55

the duck yearns to be free hibbing Jul 2015 #57

Ain't gonna happen graywarrior Jul 2015 #58

hey! Kali Jul 2015 #59

Hi! graywarrior Jul 2015 #60

... meegbear Jul 2015 #61

Holy shit! graywarrior Jul 2015 #62

All I can say is... Eyerish Jul 2015 #63

lol....Perfect! graywarrior Jul 2015 #64

I love that! Phentex Jul 2015 #66

OK, I'm in for a kick.. denbot Jul 2015 #73

Skinner graywarrior Jul 2015 #74

I LoL'd denbot Jul 2015 #75

So I've heard. graywarrior Jul 2015 #76

... meegbear Jul 2015 #77

So, it was YOU! graywarrior Jul 2015 #80

For the kick: A country moment and local color sarge43 Jul 2015 #78

Now there's a business you could start graywarrior Jul 2015 #82

No thanks sarge43 Jul 2015 #84

But but....you're at DU! graywarrior Jul 2015 #85

Oh yeah. I forgot sarge43 Jul 2015 #87

D'oh! ! ! graywarrior Jul 2015 #89

So you think you can pull this off do you? ismnotwasm Jul 2015 #79

! graywarrior Jul 2015 #83

ai can haz reply?? :D SalmonChantedEvening Jul 2015 #90

Hey, you! graywarrior Jul 2015 #91

Lady Gray. :) SalmonChantedEvening Jul 2015 #92

Yay! shenmue Jul 2015 #114

You have some competition... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #93

Well, I never........!!!!! graywarrior Jul 2015 #95

The unmitigated gall! I can hardly bear it! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #97

Outrage, I tell you! graywarrior Jul 2015 #98

I fear we may have to unleash the ducks pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #99

LMFAO!!!! graywarrior Jul 2015 #100

Morning kick sarge43 Jul 2015 #94

Hahahahahahaha! graywarrior Jul 2015 #96

Yay! Made it in before its impossible to load! riderinthestorm Jul 2015 #101

. graywarrior Jul 2015 #103

Ah, the resurection! trof Jul 2015 #102

And may the qwak be with you. graywarrior Jul 2015 #104

But there needs to be dedication. GoneOffShore Jul 2015 #116

kick meegbear Jul 2015 #105

Afternoon kick sarge43 Jul 2015 #106

I miss that show. Such a healthy thing to laugh like that on a regular basis. n/t DebJ Aug 2015 #200

I loved the send ups of classic movies sarge43 Aug 2015 #202

Another kick Petrushka Aug 2015 #207

How about some smoked chicken? Dr. Strange Jul 2015 #107

Hilarious! graywarrior Jul 2015 #109

Kick Petrushka Jul 2015 #112

Thought this had died. GoneOffShore Jul 2015 #115

If all the lurkers and viewers posted GoneOffShore Jul 2015 #117

Some of them hated the last never die thread graywarrior Jul 2015 #121

Well, they're joyless weasels GoneOffShore Jul 2015 #124

As opposed to joyful weasels? graywarrior Jul 2015 #125

Joyful weasels. Hmmm. GoneOffShore Jul 2015 #126

Here's a happy one! graywarrior Jul 2015 #127

Indeed! GoneOffShore Jul 2015 #128

Saturday morning kick & Tim Minchin GoneOffShore Jul 2015 #120

Love that guy! graywarrior Jul 2015 #122

Morning kick sarge43 Jul 2015 #123

POP! goes the weasel Petrushka Jul 2015 #129

lol! graywarrior Jul 2015 #130

bump antiquie Jul 2015 #131

Ow! graywarrior Jul 2015 #132

Good morning . . . wake-up call Petrushka Jul 2015 #133

got Yak? BlueCollar Jul 2015 #135

yakkety yak - Don't talk back GoneOffShore Jul 2015 #136

We're growing... graywarrior Jul 2015 #137

Bump Petrushka Jul 2015 #139

LOL! graywarrior Jul 2015 #140

Mentally I see a libodem Jul 2015 #141

Bump it up Petrushka Jul 2015 #142

Exactly - fun! GoneOffShore Jul 2015 #145

lol...ga-ross! graywarrior Jul 2015 #146

...Couldn't resist... Fearless Jul 2015 #143

How appropriate! graywarrior Jul 2015 #147

Keep it going and going and going and . . . Petrushka Jul 2015 #148

Geddy Lee is 62 today. Dr. Strange Jul 2015 #149

Many happy returns, Geddy Lee Petrushka Jul 2015 #152

Alex Lifeson is 62 today. Dr. Strange Aug 2015 #220

Neil Peart is 63 today. Dr. Strange Sep 2015 #221

And here's post #150! GoneOffShore Jul 2015 #150

It's still going... ismnotwasm Jul 2015 #151

A little white duck antiquie Jul 2015 #153

qwak qwak qwak qwak qwak graywarrior Jul 2015 #154

I just spent a minute watching a duck snore. antiquie Jul 2015 #155

I've spent 60 minutes over the past few days graywarrior Jul 2015 #156

Sounds more like the wheezing of emphysema---but that's not a canary from a coal mine, is it? Petrushka Jul 2015 #157

Presto! Chameleon magic! Petrushka Jul 2015 #158

amazing antiquie Aug 2015 #168

If a duck quacks in the forest hibbing Jul 2015 #159

If I hear a constant stream of duck quacks in my head, does that make me insane? graywarrior Jul 2015 #161

Wireless Wacom kentauros Jul 2015 #160

That's heavy, man. graywarrior Jul 2015 #162

w00t! meegbear Jul 2015 #163

I triple that. graywarrior Jul 2015 #164

Back to page one ... Petrushka Aug 2015 #165

Only 165? I'm disappointed. GoneOffShore Aug 2015 #166

The newbies have no idea what this is all about. graywarrior Aug 2015 #167

Back up Petrushka Aug 2015 #169

. . . caught on page 2 . . . again! Petrushka Aug 2015 #170

Kickety kick kick meegbear Aug 2015 #171

Kiss! graywarrior Aug 2015 #172

Just a reminder sarge43 Aug 2015 #173

That was awesome! graywarrior Aug 2015 #174

I particularly like the plow truck swamping Ms Hairdo in dirty, salt filled slush. sarge43 Aug 2015 #175

The humping cows did me in graywarrior Aug 2015 #176

The female looking over her shoulder sarge43 Aug 2015 #177

lol graywarrior Aug 2015 #179

Timecapsule, Comi-Con comes to town and Julie Newmar still lives! MrMickeysMom Aug 2015 #178

Did this die? GoneOffShore Aug 2015 #180

It will outlast me, that's for sure. graywarrior Aug 2015 #181

Ai maik bedtime kix. SalmonChantedEvening Aug 2015 #182

Sweet man! graywarrior Aug 2015 #184

Kick of life. bikebloke Aug 2015 #183

! graywarrior Aug 2015 #185

Keerist! Is this back? trof Aug 2015 #186

Gosh. I should have checked in here more often. Like old times! nolabear Aug 2015 #187

Only to old timers graywarrior Aug 2015 #188

Kickety kick! nolabear Aug 2015 #189

!!!! graywarrior Aug 2015 #190

*leaves donuts with rat poison filling* ellisonz Aug 2015 #191

Brat. graywarrior Aug 2015 #192

It Lives.. denbot Aug 2015 #193

Will it reach 200 posts? GoneOffShore Aug 2015 #194

Going for the big two oh oh sarge43 Aug 2015 #195

Hahahahahahaha! graywarrior Aug 2015 #196

Yeah, you gotta be an oldie, but goldie. n/t sarge43 Aug 2015 #197

A rarity, for sure. graywarrior Aug 2015 #198

I'm a little early to the 200th post GoneOffShore Aug 2015 #199

But my reply says #199 graywarrior Aug 2015 #201

It looks we both got 199 GoneOffShore Aug 2015 #203

Does this thread make us smarter or dumber than The Donald? graywarrior Aug 2015 #204

Smarter.... And GoneOffShore Aug 2015 #205

When is Ted Nugent announce his candidacy? graywarrior Aug 2015 #206

WTF? Falling off the front page again? GoneOffShore Aug 2015 #208

Was it ever on the front page? graywarrior Aug 2015 #209

Is that conehead-time? kentauros Aug 2015 #210

We are from France shenmue Aug 2015 #211

Bump bump bump because if ever there was a need for silliness, primary time is it! n/t DebJ Aug 2015 #212

All the sillies left graywarrior Aug 2015 #213

Did anyone see this at the PGA Championship? Capt. Obvious Aug 2015 #214

i wish. graywarrior Aug 2015 #215

Oh good gawd... The duck is amok!!! Rhythm Aug 2015 #217

That kid yanked out the poor duck's eye! graywarrior Aug 2015 #218

Check please sarge43 Aug 2015 #219

I want it to RAIN MEN. (specifically THOR & CAPTAIN AMERICA) trueblue2007 Sep 2015 #222

i am married and older than these guys but .... what the heck. trueblue2007 Sep 2015 #223

I totally understand graywarrior Sep 2015 #224

NAH ... my guys are cuter than your guy trueblue2007 Sep 2015 #225

Mine's a badass graywarrior Sep 2015 #226

Everybody's talking about you... antiquie Sep 2015 #227

What's the frequency Kenneth? hibbing Sep 2015 #228

What, no kudzu? denbot Sep 2015 #229

No... Dr. Strange Oct 2015 #230

The Ducks are Free! Xipe Totec Oct 2015 #231

A ducktaped jack o' lantern hibbing Oct 2015 #232

The last thing I saw before I was murdered by a duck graywarrior Oct 2015 #233

Back away from the duck! Dr. Strange Jan 2016 #234