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In reply to the discussion: DU3 Reintroduce yourself thread [View all]WCGreen
(45,558 posts)The W stands Wilberforce, an old family name dating back to the early 1950's.
The C stands for Constantine because my mother, Theodora, the female Chipmunk, still believes to this day that I will be the second first emperor of the Eastern Division of the Holy Roman empire.
The Green stands for Zailinsski because my dad was Irish.
It is said that my people wandered all over Europe looking for someone to promise us something.
That guy on the beer commercials just called and said I am the second most interesting guy in the world although on a good day, I can out interest him.
Several of my former lovers joined the nunnery after we broke up because they did not think anyone but Jesus could move them like I did. One even wrote me to tell me she prays that I will someday get the newest addition of sex for dummies, what ever that means.
I have three hundred cats but I prefer dogs.
I was once this close to the president but then the Secret Service took me down.
My favorite movie is movie is 8 1/2 because it was my shoe size the first time I reach an orgasm.
My favorite actor is Basil Rathborn but not when he was over doing it in those dreadful Sherlock Holmes movies...
I masticated at thirty seven colleges before finding the one that had the best cafeteria. It was the consistency of their Mash Potatoes that made me stay.
I wrote I want to Hold Your Hand for John, he was stuck on I want to hold your left breast. I told him it wouldn't play until the 70's after I said, here, let me give you a hand with that...
I once ran for office, but I couldnt quite catch it.
When I moved back to the town where I was born, I got my old phone number back.
Three times in my life I have fallen in a creek. I was once stuck in the mud.
My lifelong dream is to have a threesome just so I can break the rules at the country club. They insist on foursomes.
The teachers at my high school gave me a standing ovation at my graduation.
I joined Kiwanas and my old Junior High school principal was there. I punched him in the nose just because I was now bigger than he was.
I am an accountant for the mob although dont say anything to anyone.
I once dated a republican, but I refused to call my private parts Dick Nixon.
I have never passed gas.
I once ran naked through the streets of Columbus to protest that my lover, the mayor, was going to raise taxes. It was a flaccid affair.
Well, That's about it...