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Major Nikon

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26. I found out I did after I was awoken by my wife screaming and beating the crap out of me

Mon Mar 19, 2012, 04:03 AM

Mar 2012

Apparently I left both toilet seats up (which I never do because the dog drinks out of the toilet otherwise). My wife went into the bathroom later and fell straight in, which resulted in my rude awakening. Let me tell you, being woke up out of a dead sleep to a pissed off woman yelling and beating on you is no fun whatsoever. At first I claimed innocence, but my wife said she saw me go into the bathroom and spend several minutes in there right before she took the plunge. I don't remember any of it.

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Anyone here sleepwalk? [View all] frogmarch Mar 2012 OP

Are you taking any medication for insomnia? siligut Mar 2012 #1

No, I'm not taking sleeping pills or frogmarch Mar 2012 #3

Not me, but the ex-husband and my brother. Wait Wut Mar 2012 #2

Oh wow, how frogmarch Mar 2012 #4

I had a girlfriend who talked in her sleep A LOT. harmonicon Mar 2012 #19

haha! That's good. frogmarch Mar 2012 #21

I do..... zabet Mar 2012 #5

Eek! I hope you don't frogmarch Mar 2012 #8

Me too - one daughter does also rurallib Mar 2012 #11

I hope your wife frogmarch Mar 2012 #12

Never. RiffRandell Mar 2012 #6

Last night was only frogmarch Mar 2012 #9

Well, I do take Ambien. RiffRandell Mar 2012 #22

Maybe it's something else frogmarch Mar 2012 #23

From 9 to 5. Swede Mar 2012 #7

I can relate. I used to frogmarch Mar 2012 #10

I do off and on ever since I was a toddler. Gidney N Cloyd Mar 2012 #13

Any sleepwalking adventures frogmarch Mar 2012 #14

ouch!! dana_b Mar 2012 #15

Funny! I can picture you doing frogmarch Mar 2012 #16

well I was 7 or 8 y.o. dana_b Mar 2012 #17

Haven't in a number of years nickinSTL Mar 2012 #18

Whomp! Hi, Mom. frogmarch Mar 2012 #20

no, totally not hurt nickinSTL Mar 2012 #24

Spam deleted by OKNancy (MIR Team) jeffdix Mar 2012 #25

I found out I did after I was awoken by my wife screaming and beating the crap out of me Major Nikon Mar 2012 #26

Wow, I hope you frogmarch Mar 2012 #28

Twice, both times after drinking and getting up to go to the bathroom in a strange place Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #27

I guess frogmarch Mar 2012 #29

yep. i woke up, or came to, both times... Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #32

I've done it once that I know of, about a year or so ago RZM Mar 2012 #30

haha! Glad it was frogmarch Mar 2012 #31

A buddy peed in the air vents the same way. Much worse. Tunkamerica Mar 2012 #33