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4. One of my students gave me "I Could Pee on This"

Reply to SalmonChantedEvening (Original post)

Sun Jan 17, 2016, 08:06 AM

Jan 2016

The title poem:

Her new sweater doesn't smell of me
I could pee on that
She's gone out for the day and
left her laptop on the counter
I could pee on that
Her new boyfriend just pushed
my head away
I could pee on him
She's ignoring me ignoring her
I could pee everywhere
She's making up for it
by putting me on her lap
I could pee on this
I could pee on this

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Your Sunday LOLcats (dial-up warning) Hans And Ziggy Edition [View all] SalmonChantedEvening Jan 2016 OP

mornin' SCE and thank you! magical thyme Jan 2016 #1

Thanks. Thor_MN Jan 2016 #2

bravo! a la izquierda Jan 2016 #3

One of my students gave me "I Could Pee on This" GoddessOfGuinness Jan 2016 #4

That is funny. zeemike Jan 2016 #23

Many years ago, I lived in a household with cats. Pool Hall Ace Jan 2016 #5

A great thing about cats abakan Jan 2016 #27

yeah, if they find the toy NJCher Jan 2016 #32

They find the bed in everything too TexasBushwhacker Jan 2016 #43

thank you yet again SCE �. awesome like always � :D nt littlewolf Jan 2016 #6

An excellent ocular repast discntnt_irny_srcsm Jan 2016 #7

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So many great ones. Scarsdale Jan 2016 #9

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Always a great way to start my mornings. Thanks, SCE! In_The_Wind Jan 2016 #12

What a perfect start to a Sunday morning! blondie58 Jan 2016 #13

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"I guess it will do" On the human scale, it would be like having the Empire State Building as... BlueJazz Jan 2016 #15

We didn't get the Globe this morning...but we have you! Thanks SCE ! FailureToCommunicate Jan 2016 #16

I love those tributes. Jamastiene Jan 2016 #17

Great, as usual. But how did you miss the Alan Rickman and kitten photos? intheflow Jan 2016 #18

...+1 840high Jan 2016 #38

Ooh, elephants in natural habitat... Poignant. Thanks for posting. JudyM Jan 2016 #19

K & R Thank you, SCE! femmocrat Jan 2016 #20

Epic ones in this set, SCE... Thank you! Rhythm Jan 2016 #21

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These are a string of good ones! Love Alan and David. AllyCat Jan 2016 #24

Wonderful tribute to Alan Rickman! martalcd Jan 2016 #26

Yes. nt LWolf Jan 2016 #28

I am, too.... CherokeeDem Jan 2016 #31

he's been the hardest one for me fizzgig Jan 2016 #35

Yes he was. n/t sarge43 Jan 2016 #36

The Milk ring cat is the exact spitting image of my Murphy cat. dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #29

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K&R& AWWWW..... tblue37 Jan 2016 #33

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Does Happy, happy Joy, Joy dance! You have made me love Sundays again! McCamy Taylor Jan 2016 #42

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wonderful pictures. THANKS SALMON trueblue2007 Jan 2016 #45

You outdid yourself this time SCE passiveporcupine Jan 2016 #46

My dear SalmonChantedEvening! CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2016 #47

i was enjoying your combo as usual, when right at the end i was stabbed by the loss of downeastdaniel Jan 2016 #48

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Got here late so I could sleep with the visions of SCE's great work! MrMickeysMom Jan 2016 #54

good evening, sce. thanks for the tributes to some very special people. apart from niyad Jan 2016 #55